Hi. My name is Panama Jackson.
You may remember me from such Chitlin Circuit plays as “I Slapped You Into Next Week, Met You There On Tuesday, and Slapped You Again” and “Why Did I Get Married??? Hell, Why Did YOU Get Married?!?!”
You may also remember me as Peaknuckle Lawson, the lead actor in the straight-to-DVD dramatic-comedy, Motherf**k Me? N***a Motherf**k Youuuuu!
Sharing is caring. The more you know. Birds of a feather. Yada yada yada.
I’m the sole proprietor, CEO, and HNIC over at Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises, an umbrella company that specializes in edutainment–which for the slow f*cks in the room is the synergy of education and entertainment. I’m also the Co-Founder and Co-Editor-In-Chief of We The Voices, an online magazine that makes your life better.
As one half of the creative genius behind Very Smart Brothas, my job is to bring the ruckus and the noise. My job is not to bring Flavor Flav, as he is banned from all conversations regarding relationships from here on out. That is, of course, unless it involves nude pictures of Buckey, in which case, he’ll be a guest panelist every Tuesday.
I’m sexxy. You are not.
I’m smarter than you. You are…umm…not?
I. am. Hov. (Really, I’m not). You. are. not.
Your life is better because my life is good. Your life will be better because I know what the f*ck I’m talking about.
Bottom line. I am Panama Jackson. You are not.
And that makes me smarter than you.
Pittsburgh native Damon Young is a co-founder of the award-winningÂ VerySmartBrothas, author of two books—Your Degrees Wonâ€™t Keep You Warm At Night: The Very Smart Brothas Guide to Dating, Mating, and Fighting Crime andÂ the upcoming The Very Smart Brothas Guide to Bougie Black People—and a contributing editor atÂ Ebony.com. He was named to Ebony Magazineâ€™s 2011 Annual Power 100 list, and his work has been featured and can be found wherever educated negroes congregate online. In his spare time he enjoys playing basketball, drinking milkshakes, and pretending that heâ€™s not lactose intolerant while he drinks said milkshakes.