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A Second-By-Second Recap Of Momma Dee’s “I Deserve”

Momma Dee (Paras Griffin/Getty Images)

 

Yes, that’s right. Momma Dee (of Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta fame), aka Live-Action Scar, created a song, and made a video for this song. This song is called “I Deserve.” You will now watch a video for this song and read a recap of the video, because you deserve to be entertained by this.

0:07 – Ok, did the production logo make ya’ll feel like you were going to Cerebro? I ain’t saying that’s how I felt, but that’s how I felt.

0:14 – Name that font! I feel like this is the font you used when you tried to get fancy with your school papers, thinking you’d get extra credit for it.

0:29 – Is that little boy supposed to be Lil’ Scrappy? Is he like Lil’ Lil’ Scrappy? Scrapple?

0:42 – Oh, so we really gonna do a close-up of these Dollar Tree “I Forgot It Was Our Anniversary Until 4:51pm Today” flowers?

0:53 – Momma (I hate it’s spelled this way, btw, I’m partial to Mama) serving Hip-Hop Harlequinn and YOU WILL DEAL!

1:08 – DISINHERIT MOMMA DEE. They were like, fuck all that legal memorandum jargon, we’re just going to cut to the chase like a ninja making a sharp turn around the corner to the JP Morgan ATM. I ain’t mad.

1:23 – Harpo, who dis woman?

1:44 – Scar scattin’!! Ya’ll haven’t even begun to be ready!

1:49 – Scrappy appearance! But, where are the real stars?? That’s right, I’m asking about the paws. Where. Are. The. Paws??

2:15 – Let me get this 180 degrees straight. Is the rest of this video going to be Momma Dee going around passing out chicken shack dinners? Is the moral that EYE deserve… chicken? I mean… I see no lies.

2:36 – SQUAD!

2:46 – This lip-synching, though. She is going so hard in the motherfucking paint. SEE HOW I MADE A REFERENCE TO ANOTHER CASTMEMBER??

2:51 – Her hand gestures ain’t not punk, though.

3:21 – These elongated shots of her standing by herself and jamming are as awkward as Meek Mill during a moment of silence. In prison. Because Meek Mill is in prison.

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3:40 – Ya’ll see Uncle Catdaddy?! Not for nothing, I bet he smells like Pall Malls and vienna sausage.

3:48 – AW NAWL. Not the monologue. Who dubbed this??? It sounds like she recorded tomorrow.

3:54 – She really went political on us. MOMMA DEE FOR GANGSTA GOVERNOR!

4:12 – And. In. That. Order. *maniacal laugh that really doesn’t fit with the tone of this video at all*

That’s it for this week, folks! ‘Til next time.

And if you have this song in your head all day, well, you clicked on the play button. You deserve it.

Tonja Stidhum

Tonja Renée Stidhum is a screenwriter/director with cheeks you want to pinch... but don't (unless she wants you to). She is made of sugar and spice and everything rice... with the uncanny ability to make a Disney/Pixar reference in the same sentence as a double entendre.

  • cherring09

    BRUH. Was that choreography or just a good ole Diddy bop? I quit the internet.

  • StillSuga

    Scrapple – DEAD!

  • SimplePseudonym

    From the start to the middle of the song, I was completely confused b/c I couldn’t tell it if was supposed to be a sad song or a happy song.

    I’m still not ENTIRELY sure, but…ok.

    • SimplePseudonym

      No, seriously:

      1. Who is this song directed toward? (Is it her dad?) (Her ex-boo?) (Who disinherited her?)
      2. What is this song about?
      3. The random scat b/c they couldn’t figure out how to finish the line?
      4. What is going on?
      5. Shout out to marriage equality- smart move.

  • I mean, what the whole entire fuck?

  • Can I just tell you that her scatting at 1:44 made me gasp in real life? Okay.

    • God Shammgod

      I lost it at “DISINHERIT MOMMA DEE”. Entire soul expired.

  • kidvideo

    Didn’t click on the clip…that’s why my face hasn’t melted off yet.

    But U killed me at Pall Mall & Vienna Sausages.

  • Maximillian

    Is it me or does it look like more money was spent on the production company logo than the actual video?

  • Nandie

    Sheeiiiiiiiiitt! What the Hayle did I just watch? I deserve to be flogged!

  • What she deserved was a wind machine during the”harlequin dance break” to take your mind off that bad lip-sync work….

  • Tish Harris

    This shouldn’t have happened. But it did.

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