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The Definitive List Of The 25 Best Booties Of All-Time

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25. Everyone in Raekwon’s “Ice Cream” video

24. BernNadette Stanis

23. Jennifer Lopez

22. Tamron Hall

21. Your auntie on your mom’s side, whose gravity-defying, thicker than two-day-old grits ass is the reason why your Nana use to carry a .22

20. Phyllis Yvonne Stickney

19. Michelle Obama

18. Florence Griffin-Joyner

17. Kenya Moore

16. Melanie Martin

15. The woman Mos Def was thinking of when he wrote “ass so fat that you could see it from the front” for “Ms Fat Booty”

14. Janet Jackson

13. Whoever the hell that was with Kima in the last minute of the last episode of season three of The Wire

12. Temeca Freeman

11.  Monica Calhoun in The Players Club. (But, strangely, no other time)

10. Trina, in 1999

9. Ms. Parker

8. That woman working the door at the Delta boat ride you attended two years ago who you thought you saw again in Macy’s a couple weeks after that but got a closer look and realized it wasn’t her

7. Tracee Ellis Ross

6. (tie) Tahiry Jose, Ki-Toy Johnson

5. Serena Williams

4. Roxy Reynolds, before the implants

3. Free

2. That woman your boy was dating for a few months in 1998 who you don’t even really remember what she looked like but you just remember that she somehow managed to sit down and get taller

1. Erykah Badu

Damon Young

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  • Neptunes presents The Clones

    My high school chemistry teacher

  • BeautifullyHuman

    I’m surprised you didn’t add Bria Myles to the list. I once saw her at the mall, before she became small & fit, and that a** was huge. It caught me off guard because I saw her behind before I saw her face and I was like that chick is thick before I recognized her.

    To add to the list:

    1. Katoy or whatever her name is from that Outkast video.
    2. Amber Rose

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      Because she became small and fit she should not be here…we aint paying for no reductions

      • IcePrincess

        Idk where u came from, but I like u. U alright in my book.

        • Val

          IP, that’s Sahel in disguise. Lol

          • IcePrincess

            Oh. I thought the prose seemed familiar, lol

    • Shorty in that Way You Move video…….sheesh

      • Ki Toy?

      • Great minds think alike. I felt it only right to nominate her.

    • IcePrincess

      Yes to amber for sure

    • I saw we start a Feed Bria Myles campaign. I’m in favor of her working out. I just say ply her with all the Clean Eating and Paleo she can eat, washed down with those weight gaining shakes bodybuilders use. You can have both excellent conditioning and excellent booty as well. We need more sisters in the gym, and Bria Myles in shape with full booty is WORTH IT.

      • You know her white boy wants her thin.

      • Rachmo

        What’s wrong with her now or am I looking at old pictures?

        • She isn’t bad, but she has lost some weight. I just want her to be at Peak Booty.

  • justagirl

    I remember when Free’s ass burst on the scene after the BET awards and everyone was like 0_0

    • kidvideo

      So good had to say it twice…lol

      Yall know Jigga hit that…him and Joe Budden
      stay slayin’ sexy industry chix.

  • Naturally Alise

    Best Gospel a$s is awllll of dem Mary Mary and ‘nem sisters. Praise Buff Jesus.

  • justagirl

    I remember when Free’s a$s burst on the scene after the BET awards and everyone was like 0_0

  • nillalatte

    Why is it that it is always about women’s bootay’s? Oh, because a man wrote the article. bol
    I ain’t know about y’all other women, but I’m checking the guys bootay too! Please tell me I’m not a perv who just objectifies men. :P

    • LadyIbaka

      Dear Lord, no! I find men with donks utterly unattractive. Just, no. Oi.

      • IcePrincess

        I agree. A donk? No sir. But I don’t think that’s what nilla was saying. I think she meant just a dude with a nice butt. I’m a butt person in general, so I’m here for it. Remember a couple months ago when some up & coming singer dude’s pics leaked showing his azz? I think his name is James somebody? Anyway, his is an example of a nice rear end on a man.

        • menajeanmaehightower

          Baseball players have donks and the body type that i love.

          • nillalatte

            YASSSS GIRLLL! I’m all into MLB just for that reason! :D

            • Andrea

              Word to Big Bird!

          • miss t-lee

            them pants >>>

            • menajeanmaehightower

              Them thighs>>>>>>

              • Epsilonicus

                Rugby?

                • miss t-lee

                  Rugby is good to watch, just to see man thighs in shorts.

                • menajeanmaehightower

                  YES LAWD!!!!! YAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

                • menajeanmaehightower

                  All that thick back meat, and thighs, and barrel chests, and arms looking like they can squat 400 pds why cooking up a solid country dish!!!

                  • Lea Thrace

                    Sister Mena preach them words!

                    • menajeanmaehightower

                      Thick and meaty > chiseled and cut

                  • LadyIbaka

                    Oh mi gosh. I like my men skinny. #starvationbethereportion

                    • IcePrincess

                      Me too. Skinny wit a big ole d*ck

                    • Val

                      IP, you so crazy! Lol

                    • LadyIbaka

                      Comment of the day! You know what can make me cry. He is skinny, tall, dark as soot and with a baby kcid. Like, what do you do???? #firstworldproblems

                    • kidvideo

                      You’re welcome:)

                    • IcePrincess

                      Word? Lol

                    • kidvideo

                      word…

                    • IcePrincess

                      Yup, that pic is the body type I speak of

                    • menajeanmaehightower

                      Well played.

                    • Hi :)

              • nillalatte

                *fans self… lol

        • nillalatte

          Yeah, nice butts & a few donks. LOL. We need a scale! Because, yeah, a nice one but not one like Nikki Manaj on a man. That would just be terrifying.

        • LadyIbaka

          No. I am not here for men with cakes.

    • Nope. I’m a perv too. I love a man with a nice round bootay.

  • troubleman

    How is Cherokee D’Ass not on the list. I mean like, it’s in her name…

    • kidvideo

      Pinky at the beginning of her pron career…and Vanessa del Rio, circa 1980.

      • menajeanmaehightower

        I was about to type something but then i would give myself away.

        • Just say it woman!

          • menajeanmaehightower

            *clears throat* I find her to be repulsive. She’s out of the business though right?

            • More or less, yeah. She’s been reduced to YouTube video blogs. Then again, she’s like the mother of all hood light-skinned chicks. I think that’s what gets underneath people’s skin about her. She’s that ghetto chick who tried to use her light skinned pass to win on people. LOL

              • menajeanmaehightower

                She was just disgusting to watch and not because of size or complexion. There was something completely off about her that made me shudder.

                • miss t-lee

                  Probably her T-Rex arms.

                  • menajeanmaehightower and IcePrincess A girl that works for Moneypenny died her hair pink. When asked why she actually fixed her mouth to say “I wanted to look like Pinky”

                    I would’ve trumped up a reason to fire her right then and there.

                    T-Rex arms:

                    http://provehitoteturbinis.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/026pzhm.jpg

                    • menajeanmaehightower

                      Is Pinky attractive?

                    • I really haven’t watched pron much in about a decade but I don’t find pron chicks attractive but something looks off about Pinky. I don’t know what it is…

                • IcePrincess

                  She look Down syndrome-y

                  • Lea Thrace

                    That is exactly how I have described her in the past!

              • Michelle

                I’ve met her once. My cousin is a friend of hers. I didn’t appreciate the company, even though it was temporarily. She happened to act like a str***er who has become cynical and apathetic. Convo consisted of her talking about money, for thirty damn minutes.

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  If it aint about the money….

                • The thing is that there are 50-11 chicks in the hood like her without her looks. That’s why I said she’s that hood chick. You notice that 95% of her fan base is hood ninjas. LOL

                • LadyIbaka

                  She is a business woman, no?!

            • IcePrincess

              Yea, pinky is wack

    • Meh. It’s certainly big. But sheer volume does not make a booty great.

    • Damon Young

      I actually saw her in person a few years ago. She’s much smaller than I anticipated her being. But, she definitely lives up to her name

      • I’ve heard that before from people who’ve met her in person. Odd…

    • Jay

      Michelle Tucker

  • kidvideo

    Robin Givens in the film, “A Rage in Harlem”.

    • Damon Young

      you sure you’re on the right list?

      • IcePrincess

        Right, lol

      • kidvideo

        LoL…I know im reaching, just trying not to throw a “typical” name out there…
        let everybody else mention current reality/music/video chicks.

  • Jhonni Blaze though. Miracle Watts. Watermelon Woman! Amara La Negra. Brianna Bette!!!! Ayisha Diaz.

    • Brianna something serious

    • Motherf*ck Miracle Watts though. She’s a classic example of million dollar body and 10 cent mind. No country for chickenheads. I don’t care how nice your a$$ is.

      • All the vss chickenheads can come to roost over here.

    • Michelle

      Amara La Negra is my girl-crush. However, a small part of me hopes that she doesn’t “crossover” into America’s mainstream music. I think I’ll get the case of the “sads” if goes down to a size two and add eight pounds of weave to her hair.

  • tgtaggie

    I nominate Elle Varner:

    • IcePrincess

      Eh, it don’t look that phat. Average.

      • Freebird

        It aint phat. But it aint average!

        • IcePrincess

          Lol, I’ll give u that. It’s somewhere in between. It’s a smatty (small phatty). It’s a monk (medium size donk). Lemme stop cracking myself up this mornin smh lol

          • Damon Young

            thank you for introducing “smatty” to my life

            • IcePrincess

              You welcome Champy. How bout dem steelers? *cackles*

              • Andrea

                HA!

              • Rachmo

                Hey HEY HEY

          • pls

            i sooooo have a tear drop smatty!

        • LadyIbaka

          Bro, that’s average! Trust me. That’s a basic donk.

    • She’s decent. I know 5 white chicks with a nicer a$$ though, not to mention sisters.

      • LadyIbaka

        Yap! That’s what I said. Nothing to see or gawk at. She got something, not someTHANG.

    • Elle is bae but meh

    • menajeanmaehightower

      She’s so adorably pretty.

      • Andrea

        Yeah. I really love her name too.

        • Elle Varner is an awesome name

          • Val

            Too bad she sounds like a cat in heat when she sings.

            • tgtaggie

              And I don’t have ONE problem with it. lol.

            • Detroit Skater

              *DEAD* LOLOL

            • LadyIbaka

              I need to downvote you sooooo bad! Can I get a reeeeeeeyfill is my jam!

              • Val

                You know she sounds like an injured cat when she sings, AM. Lol

                • CC

                  As in kitten or kitty?

            • *cries*

    • Heavens2Murgatroid

      Dat dere derriere….mmph! That physique is just right for my taste *wink wink*

    • Damon Young

      we’re supposed to believe she really went to walgreens dressed like that?

      • tgtaggie

        It could be Duane Reade. I can say with compete confidence that I have never seen a chick dressed like that in Walgreens.

        • Andrea

          Really? The Walgreens at Gallery Place certainly is somethin’ on a Friday nite. Now….You mayyyyy get a man in that outfit. Tommy Sotomayor has even made videos in that Walgreens.

          • tgtaggie

            You’re in DC, right? That might be the difference. I live in SC, so I know I won’t see anything like that in Walgreens late at night. I have a higher probability seeing a country tatted up hood rat stumbling around in Walgreens at 2am.

            Tommy strikes me as a dude that likes to sleep with women but don”t actually like women.

            • I don’t know. Go to the right Walgreens on a Friday or Saturday you just may see it. They may be copping some extra bottles of Sutter Home or some sh*t.

              *Edit* Tommy strikes me as that dude who sleeps with gals then cries about it after they leave.

              • tgtaggie

                To be honest though…One of the baddest chicks I’ve seen was at a CVS (on Clemson Rd) in Columbia. But that was on a middle of the day on a Sat.

            • Andrea

              Yeah…DC. Drug stores are very entertaining.

      • Seems like something a light skin woman would do.

        • bruh

        • Andrea

          LOL!

        • Melvin D. Clayton

          The light skins be thirst trapping for days & then…they hit you w/ this face.

      • LadyIbaka

        If she did this in NYC, that’s normal. Nothing to see, really.

      • st george doesnt exist

        Do we care if we believe it… im just happy she came lol

    • Not sure if she looks like that now….but she could stand to buy a few groceries too.
      Conclusion: honorable mention at best.

    • cbtaylo

      U right bro, nice one

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      It’s the shoes. A butt is only worthwhile if it has it’s own projection

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