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2 Termzzzz: 2 Chainz Wants To Run For Mayor Of College Park, Georgia

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Remember that recent debate between 2 Chainz and Nancy Grace about marijuana legalization? Well, clearly the natural follow-up to that is to dive headfirst into politics. And apparently, that’s what 2 Chainz wants to do, according to his statement to The Atlanta-Journal Constitution Monday.

Of course that got me wondering what a 2 Chainz campaign could look like.

— Posters with “All I Want For My Campaign Is A Big Booty Guhl, And By Big Booty Guhl I Mean An Endorsement From Michelle Obama”

— A Going Stanky Green Initiative

— Pulling up to the press conference with his ceiling missing.

— Telling absolutely no lies, since he ain’t never told no lie. So, he’d be the true radical politician.

I smell a winner! Or weed. Or maybe that’s what winning smells like. Weed.

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  • Baemie St. Patrick

    I want to cast an absentee ballot somehow. So what it’s only a local election. So what I live in a totally different time zone. This must happen.

  • uniquebeauty79

    I don’t even know how I feel about this ????

  • LadyIbaka

    Bish you in first place! Aaaye! Go for it 2 Chains, make sure your campaign features lots of big booray ghels!

  • AlwaysCC

    winning definitely smells like weed

  • You can’t outdo black people! And having grown up College Park adjacent, I can cofidently say that 2 Chainz would probably not be the worst candidate. SMH

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