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10 Things White People Don’t Really Seem To Give A Fuck About

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1. Black people

Some things really need no explanation but ya know, we explain shit and shit around here. I’m not, however, going to explain this shit because I mean, duh.

2. The rights of anybody but white people, but especially Black people

White man with a gun? Exercising his rights.

Black man with a gun? Infringing upon the rights of others.

White man speaking his mind and standing up for his rights? Patriot.

Black man speaking his mind and standing up for his rights? Pariah.

I think you see where I’m going with that one, white man.

3. Their own self interests

White folks = Fuck Obamacare.

Tomi Lahren = professional white person = I’m rocking the fuck out of Obamacare, my G.

Obamacare isn’t perfect, but I’m not even sure if most of the people who hate it so much have any real idea why. If you know what a libertarian is, and you hate Obamacare, I’ll trust your opinion. If not, and you’re white, and you hate Obama and Obamacare, I’m just going to assume you’re a racist, and be extremely comfortable in my skin doing so.

4. The long term health care effects of athletes

Granted, this is a mostly American problem, but its ironic that the same people who hate the idea of mandatory health care are so excited about voluntary concussions. I’m giving this one to white people, too, just because white folks love their football.

5. Human lives if an animal’s life is present

Of course, that human life is extra easy to view in a disposable light if he or she is a person of color. But you put a rabid dog and a person of color next to each other and ask a white person which one is more valuable, I’d bet GOOD money that the white person would say the rabid dog, ten times out of ten.

6. America

You can’t pretend to give a shit about this country after voting for Donald Trump and finding ANY true legitimacy in this clown show going on in Washington. Yet and still, I’m pretty sure that white group of folks who voted for Trump absolutely think this country is in better shape than it was under Obama. White folks love to whitefolk.

7. Any other country not named America

White people pretty much hate the planet. Except for America. But…see #6.

8. Other white people as long as a Black person is fucked over

I mean…they shitted on welfare by making it a Black phenomenon even though stats say…well, you already know this.

9. Anybody else’s culture

White folks love to borrow our shit, Columbus it, profit off of it, and then ruin your shit. What is our shit? Pretty much anything of interest that’s happened since 1620. Cultural appropriation isn’t solely a white thing, but white folks whitefolked the FUCK out of cultural appropriation.

10. Seasoning on food

It’s why they can’t make the potato salad, deviled eggs, any kind of chicken, any kind of, well fuck it, any kind of anything. I will grant ONE giant exception: white people down south ALSO can cook on an as-tasted basis. You can’t trust everybody, but as long as Paula Deen won’t be there, you an use her recipes. Diabetes extra.

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  • 11. Things Jesus actually said.

    • La Bandita

      oooo that’s a good one Cogito – you win….stuff.

    • Tam

      Because Jesus is blond with blue eyes. Probably came right from England or Scandanavia

      • Val

        Definitely England because he has a Brit accent in all the Hollywood movies.

        • Tam

          And he speaks English, like how God first intended but then he changed his mind and said it has to be American

    • miss t-lee
      • Cleojonz

        Love this! Although it also needs to say, and I don’t really look like this lol. We need to make an afroed version and then I’d rock it.

        • miss t-lee

          I had that exact thought. I want a Black version of Jesus with the exact words…lol

    • Diego Duarte

      I love to see their reaction when they try to say Jesus was against “legalized theft” (taxes)

      “Actually…. do you see this passage here about giving Caesar what belongs to Caesar?”

      • What ever happened to “turn the other cheek”?

  • Why does Damon keep punishing us with pictures of Trump? Man, my ocular nerves are bad af.

    • miss t-lee

      This was PJack this time though.

      • They confer…. lmao Damon has rubbed off now that Panama is full time!! lmao

    • NonyaB?

      I set up a filter to block pics of the orange buffoon – I refuse to be grossed out unnecessarily.

  • BrothasKeeper

    11. Their $200 football/basketball jersey that they set on fire when their favorite (usually Black) player commits an error or leaves town to work for another company for higher pay and more respect, something all of us have done at least twice in our working lives.

    12. The line at Starbucks.

    13. Human/animal sartorial boundaries.

    14. The temperature when wearing sandals and shorts in the winter.

    • 15. Whether the carpet matches the drapes.

      • lmao!!! I just guffawed!!!

      • Jae Starz

        SIR! LMAO!

      • La Bandita

        IT NEVER DOES. I have white girlfriends only one real blond. I check the carpet so I can throw shade later if she becomes a fren enemie. She: “Haha, I said that? I am so blond.” Me: “You’re not really blond, so……”

      • LMNOP

        Until LaBandita clarified I thought you were talking about actual carpets and drapes, I was like “huh, what a random observation.”

        • miss t-lee

          Oh dear.

        • lol. 16. Metaphors.

          • LMNOP


      • Cheech

        Well, now hold on ….

  • cakes_and_pies

    They raped , pillaged, and plundered for spices, yet 100s of years later, Mildred still only wants to use a pinch of salt and one peppercorn n an entire Thanksgiving meal and two shakes of cinnamon sends Clifford running for the hills for ice water.

    • Aintnuthinwrongwitcornbread

      One peppercorn? Thanks Cakes for the hernia!

    • Cheech

      The irony, right?

    • There’s an actual scientific explanation for that. Seriously.

      Think of where spices are used. They tend to be used in warmer climates, and the warmer the area, the more species are used. Spices have been found to be mild anti microbials, which is important with food. In a cool climate, where germ spoilage isn’t a huge deal, you don’t need as many spices. In a warm climate, spices prevent people from dying from food poisoning. Our taste buds have adapted to that.

      • Love Heals

        Makes sense. Could you please explain hot peppers in such regions as well? Cos I enjoy them but figured Europeans would’ve benefited more from them (cos of the winter).

        • Actually peppers are said to actually cool people down. The heat from the peppers messes with your body’s temperature regulation. Interesting point though.

          • Love Heals

            Really? Awesome that you know that. I’m gonna go read more about this. I’d thought the opposite was true. Many thanks.

      • cedriclathan

        So, explain the lack of seasoning with white people who live across the damb street. Y’all grew up in the same climate and siht.

      • cakes_and_pies

        That makes sense. White Southerners aren’t as stingy with seasoning.

    • Cleojonz

      The way I just cackled. Not one peppercorn though, HA HAHA!

  • Brooklyn_Bruin

    Black excellence,, until they can make a profit from it

    • Hsquared

      That’s most of the sports industry.

    • Hugh Akston
      • Brooklyn_Bruin

        Is he on some PewdiePie type steez?

        Maybe he did the math 3.5 year career * NFL league minimum of 465K * the probability that he actually makes it to the NFL – he’s giving up a shot at 1.65 Million before tax, $1,009,050 after tax, about 288K a year, 6K check a week….

        He wins if he can make 250K a year on Youtube. That’s a big if, but some of the channels i watch do really well for themselves. (Nerd Writer, Lessons from a Screen Play, Binging with Babish).

        Which is possible, but how probable is that versus him going to the NFL?

        Now if he was a star QB or a Wide Receiver on the NFL track – that was a dumb move.


        • Hugh Akston


          Yeah don’t think he will make out unless his tube grows exponentially in the next few years

          Comparing your numbers he’s definitely losing out right now

          Even though I agree with him once again the approach is horrible

          At times I feel as though a good chunk of us who are in high positions or at least having the opportunity to make big need a basic common sense course in finance investments and basic terms such as opportunity cost and long term goals

          I wonder who he consulted before he made that decision?

  • Kat

    Paula Dean’s recipes were neva hers…we good. Granny and dem cooking..

    • miss t-lee

      …and they weren’t good either.

      • Tam

        Not even with 1 lb of buttah?

        • miss t-lee

          I looked through a few of her cookbooks, and it’s a no.

      • Kat

        Man…Im still pissed about that visit and standing in line for cooked ish I coulda got from down the street and round the corner for 5.99

        • miss t-lee

          I’m sorry, homie.

    • BrothasKeeper

      I went to her restaurant in Savannah (don’t know if it’s still open now). I partook of the buffet, and I was utterly unimpressed. All I was thinking was, “I had this exact same meal last week at my mom’s house.”

      • and your mom’s was probably better!

        • BrothasKeeper

          WAY better! That whole meal was an insult!

      • Kat

        Every dang bite. I was side eyeing the heck out of my GF at the time for dragging me on the road for that mess. And to see all them black folks in the kitchen earning next to nothing… I was done.

    • Church!

  • Henceforth

    Love reading this. So true.

  • Hahahahahahaha

    Your right panama we don’t care:D

    We can’t care about people who are so weak that have done nothing but cry for over a hundred years while the rest of the world left them behind and they never were strong enough and even in the year 2552 will still be crying about how da whit y man s da denials chil an deny jealous of or greatness n sheeee:D

    At least when NK bombs the she out of everyone here they will take out the liberal cities first so I won’t have to see you cry and be pathetic anymoreXD

  • BM, Superman

    11. Leaving dogs chained or behind fences. White people have a genetic obsession with letting animals run free as if they won’t attack anyone.

    • Val

      Yeah, they especially like to walk their dogs off leash.

    • Hsquared

      12. Cooking food thoroughly. They like damn near everything half done.

  • KeciB

    This list could be summed up by saying they don’t care about anything that doesn’t affect them personally.

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