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10 Things White People Don’t Really Seem To Give A Fuck About

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1. Black people

Some things really need no explanation but ya know, we explain shit and shit around here. I’m not, however, going to explain this shit because I mean, duh.

2. The rights of anybody but white people, but especially Black people

White man with a gun? Exercising his rights.

Black man with a gun? Infringing upon the rights of others.

White man speaking his mind and standing up for his rights? Patriot.

Black man speaking his mind and standing up for his rights? Pariah.

I think you see where I’m going with that one, white man.

3. Their own self interests

White folks = Fuck Obamacare.

Tomi Lahren = professional white person = I’m rocking the fuck out of Obamacare, my G.

Obamacare isn’t perfect, but I’m not even sure if most of the people who hate it so much have any real idea why. If you know what a libertarian is, and you hate Obamacare, I’ll trust your opinion. If not, and you’re white, and you hate Obama and Obamacare, I’m just going to assume you’re a racist, and be extremely comfortable in my skin doing so.

4. The long term health care effects of athletes

Granted, this is a mostly American problem, but its ironic that the same people who hate the idea of mandatory health care are so excited about voluntary concussions. I’m giving this one to white people, too, just because white folks love their football.

5. Human lives if an animal’s life is present

Of course, that human life is extra easy to view in a disposable light if he or she is a person of color. But you put a rabid dog and a person of color next to each other and ask a white person which one is more valuable, I’d bet GOOD money that the white person would say the rabid dog, ten times out of ten.

6. America

You can’t pretend to give a shit about this country after voting for Donald Trump and finding ANY true legitimacy in this clown show going on in Washington. Yet and still, I’m pretty sure that white group of folks who voted for Trump absolutely think this country is in better shape than it was under Obama. White folks love to whitefolk.

7. Any other country not named America

White people pretty much hate the planet. Except for America. But…see #6.

8. Other white people as long as a Black person is fucked over

I mean…they shitted on welfare by making it a Black phenomenon even though stats say…well, you already know this.

9. Anybody else’s culture

White folks love to borrow our shit, Columbus it, profit off of it, and then ruin your shit. What is our shit? Pretty much anything of interest that’s happened since 1620. Cultural appropriation isn’t solely a white thing, but white folks whitefolked the FUCK out of cultural appropriation.

10. Seasoning on food

It’s why they can’t make the potato salad, deviled eggs, any kind of chicken, any kind of, well fuck it, any kind of anything. I will grant ONE giant exception: white people down south ALSO can cook on an as-tasted basis. You can’t trust everybody, but as long as Paula Deen won’t be there, you an use her recipes. Diabetes extra.

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  • Alessandro De Medici
    • Tam

      Salt and Pepper do not count? Even if it is generously doled out?

      • Hugh Akston

        NO

      • Darkchloe144

        Still basic, needs a herb with that at least.

        • Tam
          • Hugh Akston

            The heyl is that?

            • Tam

              Chicken, from a page ” Cooking for Bae” . I think she wants to off him though

              • Darkchloe144

                Tee-hee

          • Darkchloe144

            Ack! Neva that, lol.

            • Tam
              • siante

                I love it when people on my fb post pics like this so I can laugh lol. People have zero self awareness these days.

                • Tam

                  Girl….

                • Michelle is my First Lady

                  The main reason why I hate foodpron.

              • Glo

                Scrolled past too quickly, thought this was literal sh*t.

                • Tam

                  There is grey looking on that page. I mean grey food

                • Cheech

                  That was in the comments: “Who sh*t on this poor man’s plate?”

              • Michelle is my First Lady

                What is that in the bottom left quadrant? It looks like a dog’s paw.

              • BrothasKeeper

                You can smell the struggle.

                • Tam

                  At least bae can’t say food was never prepared for him/her

              • tinycurls

                I’m bawling so hard. Those comments tho. I swear that looks like every work potluck lunch ever.

              • introverted.baddie

                Who smothered their peen in ketchup? IS NOTHING SACRED?

          • miss t-lee

            Salmonella, line one.

            • Tam

              Someone has that in the comments.

          • BrothasKeeper

            “Yes, may I have my chicken medium rare, please?”

            • Tam

              Or with a little luke warm water sprinkled on it.

          • Aintnuthinwrongwitcornbread

            And that is why I’m on day 8 of no red meat (did slip up and take some chicken from wife’s plate).

            If she served that to me, I honestly think I could skate from a murda charge. Judge/jury see this pic, no way they convicting.

            • Tam

              Lol. This is always justification. It is simply kill or be killed.

            • Cheech

              That rare chicken is attempted murder. You’d have a shot at self-defense.

              • Aintnuthinwrongwitcornbread

                Or an insanity plea.

                • Cheech

                  That would be if you ate it.

      • Ron E. Chits

        Adobo

    • siante

      I was invited to dinner at a white family’s house recently. It’s the first time I’d EVER seen a pork chop with zero seasoning on it. Didn’t know people were out here living like that.

      • Rastaman

        Savages!!!

      • introverted.baddie

        Aw hail no. Meat that’s been seasoned as opposed to meat that hasn’t smells way better overall. Cooked meat with minimal seasoning has that smell like something went off. Especially pork chops. Doesn’t that bother them? Or do they think that’s how cooked meat is generally supposed to smell?

        • siante

          not only that- Seasoning salt acts as a preservative so it’s just basic hygiene to season your food. There are certain things I will never understand & those sad little pork chops are one of them lol.

      • Ms.Moon

        Did they cook it on the stove/oven and not in the microwave because I have seen some things.

        • siante

          I have no idea what cooking method was used. I took one look at the meat offering & decided to be vegan that evening. They had a lovely salad & green beens & rice- so I made it work lol

          • Ms.Moon

            A friend of ours is Sicilian, her son was dating a girl and they were getting fairly serious. They got invited to to the girl’s family Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was dry, the mashed potatoes were out of the box, the green beans, gravy, corn and cranberry sauce were all out of the can. They ate some of it to be polite made it to a diner to have a real meal after their escape and the son and the girl were done by the New Year.

            • siante

              hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I can’t lol- he ate that bland lil’ meal & his whole life flashed before his eyes like: “this is what I got to look forward to? nah!” lol

              • Ms.Moon

                In a comedic novel I read a few years ago there was a statement that rang true for me, “Love fades but dinner appears at the same time every day.” When mamma makes sauce from scratch ain’t nobody looking to be eating bland food every night and his food was too “spicy,” when he cooked.

                • siante

                  aaaand she was complaining about things being too spicy?????— she didn’t know how to adjust her palate? Yeah, the writing was on the wall for that one lol

    • Diego Duarte

      You’re on a roll lately.

  • miss t-lee

    “I will grant ONE giant exception: white people down south ALSO can cook on an as-tasted basis. ”

    Gotta be properly vetted, but more often than not…legit.

    • Love Heals

      The deal is, as a result of a history of our folks cooking for (and with) them, some learned from our people. It reminds me of watching White Brazilians and White Latinos dance well. It has to be acknowledged that their movements are/were informed by the African experience-what the enslaved brought and their descendants created.

  • 11. Me.

    • Tam

      You??

      • They don’t care. They just don’t.
        (Until they need me.)

        • Tam

          That is generally how it works. I think we are still minstrels and machines

        • La Bandita

          We care- so that’s all that matters.

    • cysinblack

      You’re so f-ing valuable. You’re a literal magic negro helping us with our problems through your expertise as an artiste.

      • I appreciate that, but I guess when i look in the mirror. I’m a regular cat (to me anyway).
        But thanks!

  • Courtney Wheeler

    10. Seasoning on food
    I went to a white Thanksgiving once and they straight up served me gravy from a jar..I was so confused.

    • PDL….HE still working on me

      This gave me laughter. Lawd what’s wrong wit ’em

    • J.E. Pierson

      They didn’t even warm it up first?

      • Courtney Wheeler

        I guess it was warm but the color is what threw me off. I go…”Um what is this?” “My friend’s mom goes, “Oh it’s Heniz gravy.” I’m thinking like..yo Heinz makes gravy?..ya’ll don’t make it from a cast iron skillet?”

        Blew my mind..

        • introverted.baddie

          I used to think everybody in these streets made their gravy/sauce from scratch. Onions, tomatoes, stock cube (or bouillon, if you’re bougie), some garlic and voila. Until I told my white friend (my only one) that I was cooking and in the middle of prepping the gravy, and she was shocked that I was “making” the gravy. I had to wonder if she was surprised that I make it or that there’s even gravy present at our meals. But yeah, that was an enlightening moment for me.

    • Tam

      No Ma’am, you didn’t ask for an excuse and went to a Chinese restaurant or something?

      • Courtney Wheeler

        I would say the only time I’ve been to white persons house for a holiday dinner and didn’t consider going to Dominoes after for a late night snack was when I was in Dublin, Ireland. That Guinness beef pie was on point….

    • Michelle is my First Lady

      What about green bean casserole?

    • BrothasKeeper

      Did it have a straw in it, or……?

    • NonyaB?

      Gravy from a jar?!! Now I want to fight someone and I wasn’t even there!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb2a962f0bc6602c12b8f6e7fa9a3fe0bb9806a60a399096d284623c5a7db84e.gif

      • Tam

        Hahahaha, Your poor man

        • NonyaB?

          You’re out there minding your business until sh*t suddenly gets heated!

  • Courtney Wheeler

    5. Human lives if an animal’s life is present
    This always pissed me off. I love animals..but I’d prefer if children weren’t left father or mother less

    • Darkchloe144

      God forbid a dog dies in a movie instead of a person. Or in real life after a robbery or something. Fam is fine but the dog was killed, boo-hoo.

    • Tam

      You obviously were not friends with Leona Hemsley

    • Giantstepp

      I swear! It pisses me off every time I see them going all extra over a dam dog or animal, when I KNOW they didn’t give a sh*t about Trayvon, or Mike Brown…y’all know the list but I could go on and on.

      I had to turn the TV the other day because some old white woman chose to move 2 States away to keep a freaking Raccoon!–because her current State wouldn’t allow. I REPEAT–she moved two States away to keep a Raccoon. Let that sink in.

      • BrothasKeeper

        A raccoon, though?

        • Giantstepp

          True story bruh. Pissed me off.

        • Val

          Right. Those tings are evil.

      • cysinblack

        They’re soulless beings believing their empathy for animals over niqqas will get them into Heaven.

        • Giantstepp

          Elijah Muhammad said the white man is the devil back in the 30’s. I get a chuckle now because I see that’s gone mainstream, and from folks who are probably not familiar with the origin of that lol.

          • cysinblack

            I have to counter their narrative of them being the most humane and civil. All BS from the anti-Blackness they spread all these generations around the world. Black people showcase our awesomeness and somehow the narrative is still that it is less than. Whatever — f them soulless is what they are.

      • NonyaB?

        SMH. I hope she gets bitten and contracts a delightful case of rabies.

      • Rastaman

        Was it Rocket?

    • Val

      This one White lady on Tiny House Hunters was looking for a tiny house that had a loft bedroom that could accommodate her and her three dogs. Because of course she sleeps with them.

      • La Bandita

        Dirty doggy feet in my bed – noooooooo. I don’t mind little sticky baby fingers.

        • Tam

          They kiss doggy on the mouth too

  • Val

    – Schools: White people don’t care about how bad schools if all the kids attending are Black and Brown

    – Pollution: As long as pollution isn’t getting in the way of their kayaking, hiking, etc. they are okay with it.

    – Disease: If Black and brown folks are the only ones suffering from a particular disease, then White folks don;t care about it. But if one White person, especially a White girl under the age of 10, gets it then it’s a health emergency.

    – Police killing citizens: Black folks they don;t care, but if police kill a White Australian woman, all heck will break loose.

    – Black neighborhoods: Unless they are planning on gentrifying it

    – Pot likka: Because they have no idea how good it is or what it is. :-)

    • Darkchloe144

      Pot likka, so much truth.

    • Cheech

      Pot likka has been a bone of contention in my house. My wife and son (the pocs) find it objectionable. I have it all to myself.

      • Val

        Always a contrarian in the bunch. Hi, Cheech.

        • Cheech

          Afternoon, Val!
          I’m out here flying the flag for boring white Yankees who bothered to learn to cook.

      • miss t-lee

        You eat it mushed up with the cornbread right?

        • Cheech

          I have been known to drink it straight. (Works wonders for a cold.) But yes.
          Not that corn cake, either. Cornbread, in a bacon-seasoned skillet.

          • miss t-lee

            I knew you were real, Cheech.
            Now I know for sure.

          • miss t-lee

            One of my coworkers went to complaining about how she can’t stand all the savory cornbread here. I told her she gotta go back to Iowa for that cake sh*t.

            • Cheech

              Or to the grocery store for a box of Jiffy mix. (Unless that stuff is illegal in TX.)
              Lemme guess–she said it was too gritty?

              • miss t-lee

                We have Jiffy here…lol I’ll use it in a pinch.
                She didn’t say it was gritty, she just preferred sweet cornbread to savory. You don’t find sweet cornbread here much unless you make it that way yourself.

            • siante

              or she can go where all white people go for “soul food”: Boston Market (I kid, I kid lol)

              • miss t-lee

                Oh dear…lol

                Fun fact: I’ve never actually been to Boston Market

                • siante

                  I actually just had there food for the first time last year & lemme tell you…….it’s one of those places where you’re like “ok, welp- I could’ve stayed home & cooked myself a better meal” lol

                • Cheech

                  It’s about like grocery store rotisserie chicken. You go for the convenience, not the quality.

                  If people are raving about it or going out of their way for it they’re doing it wrong.

                  • miss t-lee

                    Oh dear.

                • Val

                  Safeway chicken is better.

                  • miss t-lee

                    We ain’t had a Safeway around here since I was in elementary.

              • I snort laughed!!! lmao Creamed spinach biiiiitch!! lmao

                • siante

                  haha! & they rave over that stuff lol

              • Cheech

                (Confession — I ate a fair amount of Boston Chicken in grad school. Tastier than McD’s or Dominos.)

                • siante

                  hey, no judgement. I ate off of Sonic’s dollar menu EVERY single day when I was a broke college student — We all made questionable decisions in college lol

                  • Cheech

                    I never heard it called soul food, though. It was just that new chicken place where everything wasn’t fried. (Later we learned that they inject extra fat into the meat.)

    • Tam

      I don’t know what it is.

      • Val
        • Cheech

          Hee hee! (Great gif)

        • Tam

          so you gon tell me or nah?

          • Cheech

            (It’s the liquid goodness at the bottom of the greens pot.)

          • Val

            It’s the leftover water that has been used to cook greens and such. It’s very tasty and extremely nutritious.

            • Tam

              Zank You

            • Hammster

              I’m from the south and I didn’t know what yall were talking about. Where I’m from we call it just that “the water at the bottom of the greens pot”.

              • Val

                Lol You must be from Florida.

                • cakes_and_pies

                  I was raised here and I hate greens, but we all know what it is.

                • Hammster

                  Nope, I’m from the real south, South Cak

            • KeciB

              Growing up in La., this was teh first real food gven to babies.

      • miss t-lee

        It’s the goodness left over after cooking a pot of greens, cabbage, etc.

        • Tam

          Thank you

      • siante
        • Tam

          Thanks

      • Huh?

      • Nametaken

        Thank you for being the one to say it. I had no idea what it was either.

        • Tam

          Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet

    • Glo

      Similar to disease: addiction. Addiction is a moral failure of black and brown people, but when rich white kids suddenly have a heroin problem, it’s a sickness.

      • Tam

        I just love how they euphemise and pathologise stuff when it affects them.

      • La Bandita

        When poor white people have an addiction in general, its a mental health disease that needs more rehabs and less evil prisons.

        • SororSalsa

          When poor white people have an addiction, I think that it’s a problem, because those poor white people are brought into the spotlight, and that embarrasses white people. I don’t think they would care otherwise.

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            it’s a “crisis”, opioid “crisis’

      • Tlholohelo Makatu

        And they get TV shows where their families come on with a specialist and they’re begged to get clean, with free offers of rehab at private institutions. FREE REHAB.

    • miss t-lee

      “- Pot likka: Because they have no idea how good it is or what it is. :-)”

      Oh but they do, Valerina.

      • Val

        Really? I mentioned it once to some White co-workers and they were perplexed. Maybe Southern Whites know?

        • miss t-lee

          That’s the key Val. If they ain’t got Southern roots, they won’t know what you’re talking about.

          • Pre

            Pretty much true of everyone outside of the southeast–not just the white folk.

        • Yeah, they know. Got it in cookbooks. :)

          • Cheech

            Cookbooks? Watch them shop and follow the recipe to make the liquor, and throw out the greens at the end.

            • Haha, yeah! But that’s hipster white people. Average Southern white people — not so much. They eat Tex-Mex and butter beans while fighting for “the wall” and saying Blue Lives Matter with no irony acknowledged.

    • siante

      if white people knew how good the pot likka was for you & how all the nutrients condense there, they would bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $30 a pop.

      • miss t-lee

        HUH, BRUH!

      • Val

        Or Neiman Marcus for $80 a bottle.

        • siante

          Or the Kardashians would be selling limited edition bottles for $300 a piece talking about how they are the creators of pot likker lol.

          • Cheech

            I had a comment about what the Kardashians are selling, but it was rude.

            • SororSalsa

              Yeah, I just made it.

            • LadyLeo

              SAY IT..SAY IT..#doubledogdareu..

          • SororSalsa

            See…my mind went a totally different direction for pot likker when you brought those Columbusing hoez into it.

      • Tam

        More gentrified food for hipsters Yeah. They can deconstruct and sell for even more https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/378afd87b00fcd7b7f849d63d9bdb75fb7d30bb572fc34775861dcbb40d2133f.gif

      • Cheech

        I couldn’t believe it when they started doing this with “bone broth.” (aka stock.) They have it for $9/box, or $3.50/shot at the coffee bar in winter.

        • miss t-lee

          Seriously man. I just saw some prices on some bone broth the other day that had me cursing.

        • siante

          Everytime I see bone broth I laugh when I think about how I grew up on that stuff & now they’re trying to bougie-fy it lol

          • Tam

            Well Avocado is apparently bouge soo…

            • siante

              Really? I thought it was only when the word “toast ” was after it. I still have yet to try Avocado toast now that I think of it…

              • Tam

                I saw a quiz on Buzzfeed and having an avocado derivative is a sign of being middle class at least

                • siante

                  ummm……. so now it’s middle class? Do they know it’s a regular food in a lot of latin & carribean cultures???? Or is it only “middle class” for white people? I’m confused lol

                  • Tam

                    It’s buzzfeed. I grew up knowing ” avocado toast” as poor people’s food.

                  • L8Comer

                    Prolly cuz it’s $$ up here? Well in the northeast it is. Not cali I hear

              • miss t-lee

                Honestly I’d never heard of avocado toast until a few years ago. I still don’t understand why folks are paying $10 for it in a restaurant, that’s insanity.

                Growing up we always either had it as guacamole, or sliced in a salad or taco.

                • Avocado toast is eaten with onions and tomato in Cuba and DR….Just like rice and eggs… it takes the place of meat.. White folks ain’t discovered nothing..

                  • miss t-lee

                    Oh, I believe you.
                    I’m just mentioning that I’d never heard of it. But, of course when they take a staple and try to flip it for profit? Meh.

                  • Rastaman

                    Make that the whole Caribbean. In the West Indies it’s called ‘pear and bread’. What is even better is ‘pear and bulla”. The Yardies know whey me a talk bout.

                    • L8Comer

                      Bulla is more a spiced bread/ cake tho. The combo is not at all like the avocado toast they sell in restaurants. At least not the avocado tosst I’ve had. Similar concept tho I guess

                    • Rastaman

                      Point being, how long do you think before they begin selling spiced cake and avocado and claim it was a grand creation?

                    • L8Comer

                      Point taken, lol

                    • Ja??merican

                      bulla & pear cosign with bag juice, happiest days of our lives

                  • Ms.Moon

                    I don’t like avocados though. I did not like them when I got them for free from the tree in my backyard and I am not paying hella lot of money for them here in the states, even though my Miami uncle will send them in the mail for us from his own backyard garden. When they are in season you can’t escape them they’re everywhere you get get them with breakfast, lunch and tea.

                    • I LOVE avocados but only the Caribbean ones (the big green ones). The Haas ones are a waste of time..lmao

                    • Ms.Moon

                      Those are the kind we have back home, the large shiny skin types. I don’t like the taste of butter so I don’t like the taste of avocados. Thankfully we had a mango tree that came to season the same time as the avocado tree so I always got chow with my food. Mangoes, salt, black pepper, hot pepper and chandon beni (culantro) it’s still a favorite.

                    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

                      You Trini or Guyanese? MANGOS are fruits from the Gods!!

                    • Ms.Moon

                      Trini I love me some mangoes and the best part is they can be cooked, you can grate them to get them “green”, I love them best half ripe I will eat them ripe as well and the different types come into season at different times of the year so there are mangoes to be had all year round. I have three trees on the property back home.

                  • Transbutter

                    Okay! Well+Good a wellness blog did a spin on how Drew Barrymore invented a way to eat avocado toast….with onions and tomatoes. SMH

                • siante

                  I just heard about it from this here blog— & reading NWT’s comment I’m just now learning it’s yet another stolen & gentrified food smh- Just proving Panama’s # 9 point…..

                  • miss t-lee

                    Point definitely proven.

                • Epsilonicus

                  What is avocado toast?

            • Avocado is bougie? You know all bougie food started as poor people’s food… Oxtails, greens, innards….

              • miss t-lee

                You see the pattern…

              • Tam

                Yup. Poor folks can’t have nothing. I guess that is why it says “Blessed are the poor, for they are really rich and have the rich stuff”

              • Kat

                I’m so mad at the price of oxtails…counting how many folks got on their plate.

                • Girl.. go to the Spanish markets… regular markets are on some bullshyt!

                  • Cheech

                    Or the farmer’s market–I picked up a pound and a half for $5 last weekend.

                  • Kat

                    I do, I do but sometimes sometimes, my tummy say sis…sis. They be barely running water sometime up in there.

              • NonyaB?

                Lissen, I knew it was over when I encountered bone marrow (without the beef!) as a dish at a WTF price in some swank restaurant.

                • BYE!!! I wish I would eat marrow in a steakhouse!

                • Cheech

                  With parsley and a small spoon, for $29, to be consumed with an outrageously expensive wine.

                  • NonyaB?

                    $29 is probably for the taster (vs full) size serving, LOL. I’m all for good food and appreciate haute cuisine n sh*t but I just will not entertain mere bone marrow masqueraded as a dish.

      • BrothasKeeper

        They’d call it Liquer de Pot.

      • Don’t tell em shyt!! You know they are here lurking!! Yeah pot likka is gross…. and it gives diabetes!

        • miss t-lee

          *cackling*

        • siante

          haha! right! what NWT said!

        • SJP

          pot likka gives you bad acne and uncombable hair syndrome too!

        • NotYourAvg

          It makes your skin dark, hair kinky and nose wide too. Just leave that stuff alone.

          • Rizzo

            LOL !!!!!!

      • Jae Starz

        Shiiiiiid! Pot likka got the milk flowing after i had my daughter. I was drinking it like coffee. So delicious!

        • siante

          Get Out of Here– So it really helps with lactation??

          • Jae Starz

            Sure did!

        • Cleojonz

          Hmm I wish I knew about this. I was drinking dark beer which worked but is not my fave. Pot likka would have been much better.

      • Catherine Banks

        Why don’t WE bottle it and sell it for $30 a pop?

      • This is the best. Also, goddam right I’m lurking. Also drink the pot liquor first.

    • cakes_and_pies

      Pollution: I have a Black friend-ish from Detroit who doesn’t understand how climate change impacts civil rights. He moved up and moved out and can’t see the correlation. Just straight dumb.

      • Sadly, we will all get it a little too late.

      • Tam

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09qnRfZY-k
        SN: Why is it they chose to rent/lease instead of buying a house?

        • cakes_and_pies

          They were in Manhattan. I assume it wasn’t an option if you wanted to stay close to your businesses and move up again?

          • esa

            in the 70s it definitely was. real estate was cheap wheww.

      • Epsilonicus

        A lot of people don’t get it. The narrative around environmental issues are rarely connected to civil rights

        • TyrenM

          OK. Until 15 years after they build the city burner in the hood and wondering why all these children are sick.. Hello Minneapolis.

          • Epsilonicus

            I think the environmental movement needs to do a better job communicating that to folks.

    • Epsilonicus

      They hate schools in general. My in laws live in a district that’s majority white and most of the white kids go to the public schools and they still vote against the school levy

    • Ms George Zip

      I tried pot likker at Mary Mac’s Team Room in Atlanta and didn’t really get it. Tasted like greasy water but maybe I was doing it wrong? I don’t think the waiter brought me cornbread and I’m seeing a bunch of things about how you’re supposed eat it with cornbread.

      • Pre

        Mary Mac’s Tea Room, lmao

    • Aurora Silvermane

      I’ve been shamelessly drinking pot likka this whole time *not even knowing what it was called or that it was a thing people did*. You can’t just let all that deliciousness go to waste.

      I also learned how to make proper greens about 7 years ago; even though white people gentrified kale and it doubled in price, they still don’t know how to cook it. So now whenever I serve my other white friends proper greens, they’re all like WHAT IS THIS AMBROSIA?!?

  • Lisss

    # 7 tho…
    I truly Wonder if white Americans (and American in general, tbh) know there are other countries besides their own and no, Canada is NOT North Detroit.

  • Diego Duarte

    “If you know what a libertarian is, and you hate Obamacare, I’ll trust your opinion.”

    Nope. We’re only giving out a pass to Todd because he’s a Black libertarian. Other than that libertarianism is nothing more than thinly veiled proto-fascism and White supremacy. Was conceived as such and has been that way for a while now.

    • Val

      Its connection to Ayn Rand is enough for me to side-eye it in general.

      • Doug Chu

        “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.

        The other, of course, involves orcs.”

        • Cheech

          *stolen*

        • introverted.baddie

          Yeet

    • La Bandita

      We should all side eye Todd too… Black Libertarian in deed!!

      • NonyaB?

        Tell it! LOL.

    • Brooklyn_Bruin

      Todd’s position is generally distrustful of government. We shouldn’t trust cops and teachers. But the consequences of that is Zimmerman

    • NonyaB?

      Nah, we should side-eye ALL followers of that untenable-even-as-fiction ideology.

      • Diego Duarte

        But if Todd stops being a libertarian, who will all the libertarians turn to when they try to claim they aren’t racist because they have that one Black friend?

  • Michelle is my First Lady

    #9!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can we please tell YT folks that “twerking” is no longer a thing for them. Because I’m tired of seeing every Becky, Amy, and Kristen doing this.

    https://media.tenor.com/images/5065ef19ac424563a7f61c08c32f9c92/tenor.gif

  • Jamie Toney

    I was just about to say White People Down South, cause Sue in the office in GA can hook up some food!! LOL

    • cysinblack

      They learned it from The Help.

    • miss t-lee

      They did learn the game from us, please believe.

      • Tam

        So did Jack Daniel.

        • miss t-lee

          Yup.
          it’s the reason why I don’t give family recipes to anyone.
          They’ll take your sh*t and profit real quick.

        • Whoever owned Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are still getting checks.

        • Cheech

          True.

    • BrothasKeeper

      It’s always a Sue or a Barbara that catches you off-guard at the potluck by preparing the most scrumptious BAKED mac & cheese.

      • miss t-lee

        Barb will come thru with that sour cream poundcake and wreck.

        • BrothasKeeper

          Barbara always got a fat bewdy, too. Yes, I look.

          • miss t-lee

            Can’t trust a skinny cook, BK.
            Them’s the rules.

            • BrothasKeeper

              True. Barbara always thick, tho. She’d be considered a “pawg”. #ToddTaughtMe.

              • miss t-lee

                I have no clue was a “pawg” is…and talking about Todd. I’m not asking either.

                • Seymore Cases

                  Phat Ayus White Gurl lol. Becky’s are on the come up with the donks. German ancestry is the key….haven’t figured out why but long ago as a single man, any Becky claiming grand or great-grands from Deutschland had some extra on the buns.

                  Aren’t we supposed to be saying Thicc now? :-)

                  • BrothasKeeper

                    Research and report back with the results. For science.

                  • miss t-lee

                    Becky’s are also buying azzes with the rest of them.
                    I don’t know what y’all are supposed to be saying, I’ve been chunky since day 1.

                    • Seymore Cases

                      It’s the squats too. Lot of Becky’s get into that Crossfit stuff or try out some powerlifting. Once they see the results of the deadlift and squat in their yoga pants….there’s no turning back lol!

                    • miss t-lee

                      IDK man.
                      This ain’t my area of expertise. I don’t care about anyone’s azz other than mine.

                • BrothasKeeper

                  You’ll feel wiser.

                  • miss t-lee

                    LMAO

              • Val

                Pawg? Is this another one of those texting abbreviations?

            • Cheech

              Thank you for this.

    • Val

      Yeah, it’s her nana’s recipe which really means it’s the recipe her nana stole from their Black housekeeper.

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