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10 Surprising Things Panama Jackson Is Older Than Today

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1. The 34-year-old John Amos when he was cast in Good Times as the husband of the then 193-year-old Esther Rolle

2. Any rapper who’s ever released an album worth listening to. Because nothing says “Yeah, I don’t drink coffee. But, if I did, this CD would make a great coaster!” better than “a rap album produced by a 40-year-old rapper.

3. Jesus (Not Jesus now — Panama is not 2050 years old — but Jesus when he died on Earth.)

4. Pac-Man

5. Ne-Yo

6. CSNET, a computer network that began operation in 1981 in the United States. Its purpose was to extend networking benefits, for computer science departments at academic and research institutions that could not be directly connected to ARPANET, due to funding or authorization limitations. It played a significant role in spreading awareness of, and access to, national networking and was a major milestone on the path to development of the global Internet.

(Basically, Panama is older than the Internet)

7. Every character Essence Atkins has ever played or will ever play

8. The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.”

9. Michael Jordan’s favorite jeans

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10. You, probably, if you’re reading this

Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a columnist for GQ.com And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (HarperCollins). Damon is busy. He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't. Whatever.

  • panamajackson

    Thanks bro. LOL. Being older than Michael Jordan’s jeans actually put me in a dark place tho. So I turned on the flashlight app on my phone and I’m good now.

    • amina

      it’s too bad that the “What the F@#% is Michael Jordan” tumblr was always an amusing adventure.

      http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

      • miss t-lee

        It’s one of my favorite tumblrs.

      • CrankUpThe_AC

        This made me so happy lol

    • The 9-9…& the 2000

      That jeans one made me 3-4 kinds of sad. Happy birthday, Panama

      • panamajackson

        Thanks a bunch!

    • Detroit Skater

      HAPPY PERSONAL HOLIDAY, Panama!!!

      • panamajackson

        Thank you!

    • King David

      From someone whose birthday is also today. I wish you a Happy Birthday Panama.

      • panamajackson

        Happy birthday to you!

      • Ms TLC

        Happy Birthday!

        • King David

          Thank very much Ms. TLC. I truly appreciate it.

    • amina

      Also, from one Gemini to another, happy born day!!!

      • panamajackson

        #geminiseason

    • Val

      Happy birthday, PJ!

    • [insert lapdance here]

    • Wild Cougar

      I am and will always be a full ten years older than you and still look your age. Pick whichever one of those things makes you feel better. Happy Bday fellow Gemini.

  • GoodeLyfe

    Also Captain Planet.

  • uniquebeauty79

    Happy Birthday, PJ!!!

    • panamajackson

      Thank you kindly!

  • miss t-lee

    Yeah, he’s not older than me. *cackles*
    Happy Birthday, PJack.
    Exactly how drunk are you in that photo up top?

    • I’m older than P by three days.

      “Exactly how drunk are you in that photo up top?”

      Questions that need answering.

      • miss t-lee

        Wait, we missed your bday, Wu?

      • panamajackson

        Happy belated fam!

    • panamajackson

      I wasn’t even drunk in that picture…yet. That was the beginning of Thanksgiving…at like 3pm. By 9pm is a whole ‘nother story I was toast. Thanks!

      • miss t-lee

        Hahahah.
        Enjoy!

  • Wow. Ghostface was 36 when Fishscale dropped man!

  • TeeChantel

    Yep. He’s older. Only by 3 years though.
    Have a splendiferous birthday, Panama!

    • panamajackson

      Thank you so much!

  • Happy Birthday Peej!

    9. Michael Jordan with Cable.

    • panamajackson

      preciate it broseph.

  • Andie

    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

    • panamajackson

      thank you!

  • Sigma_Since 93

    Happy Birthday @panamajackson:disqus! Love child #3 on deck as a part of the birthday shenanigans!

    • panamajackson

      Stop. LOL. Thanks tho.

  • nillalatte

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYpNAOEai4

    Why you babysittin’ only 2 or 3 shots? Imma gonna show you how to turn it UP! :P
    Happy Birthday PJ!

    • panamajackson

      Thanks.I’m hoping that I can walk out of REMINISCE on Saturday.

      • Lea Thrace

        Im gonna go out on a limb and say the chance of you being carried out is sitting at about 100%.

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