Comments on: 10 Reasons Why You Will Absolutely Not Get A Call Back

By: August Mayfield

August Mayfield — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:03:42 +0000

I discovered Very Smart Brothas today, after finding out that you were the 2009 Black Web Award Winner for Best Blog (Black Weblog).

So winning does account for something! You’ve got a new fan… me.

VSB is a FABULOUS blog by the way, smart & witty; two of my favourite attributes. But you already know that!!

By: Heavanly1

Heavanly1 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:54:00 +0000

Those not receiving a call back:
- As you’re driving me home from our first date, a deer jumps across the road in front of your vehicle. You pull the car over, pull a gun from the backseat, and chase the deer into the woods!
-You tell you me you have 3 children; I tell you I’d never date a man seriously with that many kids since I have none. You tell me no worries, you’ll kill the kids if you have to!
(All true stories, I swear!)

By: Caramel eclair

Caramel eclair — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:10:33 +0000

ok so the lemonade thing…i do it cause restaurants don’t serve REAL lemonade its that minutemaid tainted commercialized lemonade that i hate so i make my own freshly squeezed lemondae and the rinds go in the bowl on which they brought them or in an empty glass…it’s not about the price it’s about the taste…and i tip extra if no side eyed look when i ask for a bowl of lemons…uh huh

By: Godiva

Godiva — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:21:24 +0000

If dude is trying to pressure me into having sex!! Seriously! This can take a dude from 10 to zero on the smash potential scale. Even if I was going to give it up I�m def not gonna do it now.

Pre 401k I might�ve chuckled and let that ish slide BUT ninja I�m grown and don�t need no persuasive “joking” comments about how much you want to smash. No call back & No buns for you!

By: Moni in the middle

Moni in the middle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:49:52 +0000

@Caballeroso (EMT),

VSB: Helping me study for exams (even when I’m actually procrastinating).

By: Moni in the middle

Moni in the middle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:48:46 +0000

@Me fail english?,

This is the main reason I hate going to group dinners. You always end up short because some social retard with no home training/couth thinks that the price on the bill is a suggestion, or that they are magically exempt from tax and tip.

By: Manny

Manny — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:30:40 +0000

Thank you and sh*t. I appreciate the welcome. I appreciated the new phrase, but why was Tom Green there? I HIGHLY doubt he and Ray J are friends.

By: Yonnie3k

Yonnie3k — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:17:34 +0000

@MzKang, Where do you work? And WWWHHHYYYYY do they have to give side hugs?

By: MzKang

MzKang — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:37:15 +0000

@Yonnie3k,

Lol. The kids at my work have to give side hugs. Maybe I should play that for them.

By: MzKang

MzKang — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:21:08 +0000

@Just X,

Lol. Do everything in my will power not to make a rude face, subtly question his actions, make a mental note, and continue on.