While many men seem to believe that trying to date a supermodel doppelganger who straddles the line between Esther Baxter and the chick from the Palm Pre ad is a must-do in life, I’m here to tell you that sleeping with women who sleep with the Hornets is probably an overrated experience. Well, that is if you want anything more than another notch on your belt, like say a future. Here are 10 reasons you shouldn’t date a dime:
1. Lack of depth
Imagine waking up every day knowing that the full extent of any conversation you have will end in words like, “great” “good,” or “I like it when you do good things.” While all dimes aren’t devoid of interests, vocabulary and anything remotely resembling a soul…I give you Beyoncé. Plus, what will you ever talk about, aside from “good things.”
2. Undeveloped personalities
Really attractive women (and probably men too though I’m not sure) have largely been hot all their lives. This means they’ve been catered to forever and two days. Which means that they’ve never had to develop a real personality and sense of self. Can’t blame them. If I was hot as two chimney’s smoking, I’d tell all you regular schmoes to kick rocks and go do that reading sh*t for me. Take my test, beeeyotch.
3. “Every night, I got to prove my love…”
I think this scene says it all.
4. Nobody will give a sh*t about you
Ego and pride are the cornerstone of any man’s existence. Thing is, if you’re dating Halle Berry, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, cares who you are. They’re just amazed you’re dating her. Look at Jermaine Dupri. That smurf has GRAMMYs, millions, and was as responsible for Atlanta’s place in music legend as Gucci Mane, but all anybody could talk about for years was the fact that he somehow, someway, snagged Janet Jackson. And this was on her decline. I’ll bet dudes tried to holler at Janet in front of him like, “I hear you’re slumming these days, well I don’t have sh*t but I look better and am taller than JD and have seen a dentist in the 2000s. What’s up?”
5. You can’t do better
Anybody else you date will probably be a step down, look-wise, and being as men are shallow by nature, that’s mostly what we care about until we’re like 40…and then 50 when we really care again. What this means is that you can’t f*ck it up or you’ll have to hear for the rest of your life how you blew it with the hot chick. And you know what? Because you’re shallow, you’ll actually care. Date 6’s.
6. Jeopardy is out
Not that you know all the answers, but there’s nothing worse than somebody asking you about the questions you already know that you know nothing about. ALL OF THEM. On the flipside, what if your dime knows ALL THE ANSWERS? So she’s beautiful and smart. As much as we all want that, most men who aren’t millionaires don’t have the cajones to deal with a woman who can son them at will. She will turn you to a Jonas, since you don’t need your cajones.
All Black men come with a certain level of paranoia. Add a fine woman to the mix and all of a sudden he becomes a jealous imbecile suspecting even midgets of having a chance of stealing his woman. Somehow, men and women forget that losing your mate requires TWO actions, not just one. He/she has to want to go just as much as it requires somebody else pursuing them. You humans, so jealous.
Who needs it but along with that paranoia and ego will come some latent insecurities. Possibly. Some of us gangstas don’t have these problems. Then again, I’m a 3. DAMMIT! There goes me projecting. Ho hum.
9. Novelty always wears off
This goes back to #1. So say she’s super fine but dumb as rocks. At some you forget she’s fine and other people will have to constantly remind you. At which point you will ultimately blow it which brings us back to #5.
10. What if she’s nuts?
Dimes deal with the worst of the worst because all men want them. So what if her experiences have turned her into a psycho? But she’s fine. You’re stuck in love with a hot insane woman who you can’t justify dumping because you’re afraid you can’t do better. Life’s a b*tch, homey.
Just date 6’s.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka lower.case.p aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3