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10 Real, Actual, Really Important Things The Bill Cosby Story Is Distracting Us From

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Along with the people who still refuse to consider that Bill Cosby might be more like cockroach — and not “Cockroach” the character from The Cosby Show, but an actual cockroach — than Cliff Huxtable, there’s another, more subversive, strain of Cosby sympathizers. Perhaps they’ll (reluctantly) admit that the Cos might be a rapist, but “in the big scheme of things” it “doesn’t really matter” because “this is a smokescreen to distract us from the real issues.” Like how Chick-fil-A is putting arsenic in our hand-spun vanilla milkshakes. Or how the Gay Agenda is an elaborate subterfuge for the continued emasculation of the Black male. Or how the arsenic in those milkshakes contain a special chemical specifically created to make Black men perpetually flaccid…which continues the emasculation of the Black male.

But, after some serious reflection last night, I had to admit that they’re right. The Cosby story is distracting us from more serious stories. Things we all need to be aware of and taking about instead of the Cosby smokescreen. There are too many of them to count, so for the sake of time and space, I’ll limit it to 10.

1. You know that Drake song “Know Yourself“? The “running through the six with my woes” song? Well, The Wife Person and I were listening to it in the car a couple months ago, and had the following conversation:

Wife Person: What is he talking about with his woes? What does that mean?

Me: Well, Drake is an emotional dude, and he’s just talking about driving around alone and being really sad.

The entire country should be talking about how I — a person who gets paid to follow, write about, and deconstruct pop culture — actually believed (for months!) that “woes” was a reference to Drake’s sadness. And was so confident in that belief that I shared it with another person.

2. This really, really, really, really nice ass I saw in Giant Eagle yesterday. Really, really, really, really nice asses need to be thought about and appreciated thoroughly. Not doing so is a side eye to God. But I was too distracted by thinking about Bill Cosby to give it the brain space it needed.

3. You know that guy who was like “fuck that alligator” and the alligator was like “say it with your chest” and ate him? Well, did you know that guy’s friend killed that alligator? And the guy who killed the alligator is named Bear? (Seriously.)

This should be the country’s biggest story, but Bill Cosby’s bitch-ass is preventing that from happening.

4. The sweatpants I decided to wear last week. While playing basketball. Outdoors. In 95 degree heat.

5. The simultaneous and continuous squirting orgasms half the Bougie Black Girls on my Facebook/Twitter feeds are having right now after seeing Drake’s recent thirst trap pictures. Because I’m worried that all that squirting is going to lead to dehydration. And I don’t want my friends to be dehydrated.

6. How good salmon croquettes are. Crab cakes get all the fish cake love. But has anyone ever had a salmon croquette and NOT thought “Why don’t I have salmon croquettes more often?” They’re basically the Pusha T of fish cakes.

7. This picture, of a bunch of multi-millionaire niggas on a banana boat.

banana boat

Of course some shit’s gonna go down when there’s a billion dollars on a banana boat

Because, if I was a multi-millionaire, I’d be doing…

…exactly this. All the time. 

8. How, in a pinch last week when I couldn’t find my cologne, I considered using scented OFF! spray instead. I didn’t seriously consider it. But I considered it. And Cosby is distracting us from talking about that.

9. Google changing my chat shit to Hangouts. Which is taking me entirely too long to learn how to navigate. So I hate it. Because, since I rock baggy sweatpants to hoop in 95 degree weather, I’m at that stage in my life where I hate change. And I hate Google for reminding me of that.

10. How everyone who writes a status about the Cosby story being a distraction manages to insert a bunch of illogical and inane hashtags after the status. Do they all meet up somewhere beforehand (On Google Hangouts, perhaps) and agree do to it? Or do they carry around a Scrabble letter bag full of shitty hashtags like #iwontbefooled and #keepfallingfortheokiedoke and #thecoontowntrainisboarding, reach their hands in, and post whichever one they choose? And where do you buy the Scrabble letter bag of shitty hashtags? Is there an online store? Are they crowd-funded? Do they take PayPal?

These are the types of questions we need to be answering. So #staywoke.

Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a columnist for GQ.com And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (HarperCollins). Damon is busy. He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't. Whatever.

  • skinnynow

    I love how discussing one thing means we’re being distracted from other things. For example, while lamenting the Cos’s rapetastic week, I also:
    1. Planned and didn’t complete the full-on scrubbing of my house before vacation this weekend.
    2. Applied for a new job.
    3. Spent a grip to keep my pet healthy.
    4. Had a good week on my blog (shameless plug)
    5. Wondered why I’m punishing myself by not putting my AC unit in yet.

    See: Talent!

    • Damon Young

      how you gonna plug your blog without a link?

      • skinnynow

        I’m terrible
        skinnynowwhat.com

  • Sigma_Since 93

    #11 How the price of eggs went from 79 cents last year to $1.39 at the start of the year to $2.33 this weekend
    #12 Russell Wilson just bought stock in Johnson & Johnson and Duracell prior to telling the world he wasn’t going to get horizontal with Ciarra until marriage which caused a twitter beef between Brussard and Bomanni Jones
    #13 These hackers being able to take out large portions of our financial and communications grid.

    • Baemie St. Patrick

      #12….expound LOL

    • miss t-lee

      I just don’t understand why folks care about his s*x life.

      • Tristan

        The wording was kinda weird but yeah i think Broussard took it way too personally when Bo like most men was like…we seen that Ride video bruh

        • miss t-lee

          Well, the truth is the truth about the “Ride” video.
          However, I just don’t get it, i understand why most folks who are celibate don’t tell anyone, because of the reactions.

        • I don’t like Broussard so I can’t be objective here.

      • I find it odd that Russell who never says anything of substance put that out there. I hope he consulted Ci-Ci because that was really personal.

        • miss t-lee

          Okay? I felt the same way. Like, he’s never said anything, about anything, but all of a sudden this story?

        • Sigma_Since 93

          I thought they were not together since he was too busy with football and she was too busy trying to learn another dance move other than the martix and raising her baby.

        • He’s a real life Christian boy. She knew what she was getting into.

          • She needs some Jesus after being with Future. I never understood what she saw in him.

            • Sigma_Since 93

              Maybe this celibacy break is to get the ghosts of Future out that vag…..

              • Epsilonicus

                Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

              • She’d need an ocean full of Holy Water for that.

              • Just Kia

                i said that to my BF yesterday

            • miss t-lee

              Really though.

            • cakes_and_pies

              The same thing Lauren London saw in Lil Wayne.

              • Val

                *waits for answer*

                • cakes_and_pies

                  Filed under Unsolved Mysteries: Hood Edition

          • That’s cool if that’s his bag but I wouldn’t have put that out there.

            • Christian boys are public about their celibacy. Like that’s their thing.

            • Sigma_Since 93

              I think he cut the questions off at the pass. He’s always put his faith on display; not like Tewbow but he’s always giving thanks. His divorce is fresh and he’s upgraded the BAE position. I could see some reporter looking for dirt saying hey Russell what’s up with getting a divorce AND your new boo? What does that say about you as a Christian? I thought you didn’t believe in divorce.

              • ” I could see some reporter looking for dirt saying hey Russell what’s up with getting a divorce AND your new boo? What does that say about you as a Christian? I thought you didn’t believe in divorce?”

                Having faith is great. Telling people to mind their business is kind of awesome too.

              • Wild Cougar

                People don’t like it when they can’t out a Christian as a hypocrite. It’s like a hunt. They need to get the kill shot to prove religion is bull because they are mad at it for whatever reason.

        • That girl MEL!

          I felt the same way!

        • Lea Thrace

          Eh. Not that odd to me. He was in church giving an interview with the pastor. I can see how that comes up.

        • ChiefbutnotA_Keef

          I’m not religious, but maybe he just wanted to show other young Christian men that there is nothing wrong with following your beliefs by practicing abstinence?

          • I get that. I’m just looking at it from the point of him being in a relationship and putting his partner’s business out there too. That’s why I said I wonder if he consulted her.

        • Marc.J.H.

          These comments are so funny. VSBers have the best come backs ever.

    • Wild Cougar

      These are all very important things. Thanks for bringing them to the attention of the people.

  • laddibugg

    Ok,. the thing about salmon cakes is that you have to make them out of really good salmon, and have to add seasoning and crap if you don’t. Crab cakes kinda taste good with minimal prep and seasoning. I love me a good salmon croquette, unfortunately many I’ve had were terrible. I’ll take crab cakes any day before salmon.

    Why does LeBron have his booty poked out like that?

    • miss t-lee

      Nah. Canned salmon will do just fine.

      • Freebird

        With grits on a Saturday morning.

        • miss t-lee

          never had them with grits before.
          Hmmmm.

          • Cleojonz

            This is the only way I’ve ever had them.

            • miss t-lee

              Word? We didn’t do much grits out my way.

            • Freebird

              For the most part me too.

        • KMN

          I’m gonna have to try that!! I’ve always had them with sweet buttered white rice and biscuits…and wait for it…this is for real ol’ skool country folks out there…Alaga syrups…yes I put a S on the end of syrup lmao…but grits…
          I’m making that this weekend…carbing all the way out

          • Freebird

            My mom’s served them up for dinner with biscuits and Alaga! Regular butter though. Saturday mornings she would do the the crow cakes (this is what I thought they were called until….this post) or porgies with grits.

            • Sigma_Since 93

              Alaga!!!!! YOOOOOOOO

              Can your mom find Alaga in the store???? If so, we need to connect ASAP!!

              • KMN

                LMAO YES!!! We used to have this Alabama Store (that was the REAL name of the store) here in the Mil…and got Alaga’s and some bunnyfoot sorgum molasses…ugh they were so GOOD. But I can find Alaga syrup here in several stores…esp in the hood…we don’t play that lmaooo

                • Sigma_Since 93

                  3steps110s@gmail.com

                  I need you to be my connect for reals. I’ll pop money dat money to re live those Saturday mornings with my pancakes and Alaga.

                  • KMN

                    I got you…I’m about to email you from my personal in a hot minute…I will ship you some next week real talk!!

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      *Does whop in chair*

                      Boss looks at me with the side eye.

                    • KMN

                      Whop on man lmao…email in your inbox!

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      I’ll check it when I get home. Bossman got gmail on block

                    • KMN

                      got you…but yes get ready to relive those memories yay! :) lmao

              • Freebird

                they still sell it here sig. i got you if kmh can’t find any.

            • KMN

              Crow cakes?!! That’s cute! I’ve never heard them called that!

              • Freebird

                I need to listen better. Now I know why folks have looked at me funny when I ask if they’ve had samon crow cakes.

            • Val

              Alaga?

          • miss t-lee

            See, we always had them with rice, biscuits and some kinda vegetable.

            • KMN

              we never did the veggie but everything else yes ma’am!! I’m straight making that this weekend…have my house all sorts of funky but it’ll be so worth it lmao

              • miss t-lee

                I might make some too. Been too long!

        • Epsilonicus

          Thats the breakfast of champions

          • Sigma_Since 93

            What’s up with the female crab population Eps????

      • Keisha

        Same here! Definitely with grits like @disqus_JdE5lfRx9K:disqus said. :-)

    • Ashia Sims

      Get the red salmon in the can. It usually costs about $7-$8 a can but it’s delicious and worth it!

  • Lea Thrace

    So we just going to ignore Lebron’s booty in that pic?

    Okay then…

    • miss t-lee

      Toot It and Boot It

      • Baemie St. Patrick

        toot that thang up mami make it roll!

    • Tristan

      Or that Wade brought his wife to an apparent guys trip

      • Lea Thrace

        Or that Gabby aint trying to have anymore side kids made that will take away from her joint fortune…

        • miss t-lee

          Exactly.
          Fool me once…she said.

        • She need to stop playing and have her own. Or do IVF or something.

          • Baemie St. Patrick

            Her career is the best it’s been since…..ever. She has some hard choices to make. Watch her turn up preggers and they write it in BMJ.

            • Maybe she doesn’t want any or is having a hard time getting pregnant.

              • miss t-lee

                I always figured she didn’t want any, I mean she was married before and didn’t drop any, so…

                • But she got married relatively young and at that time, her career was popping. A baby would’ve killed that upward momentum.

                  • miss t-lee

                    If you want a child, you’re gonna have one.

                    • Question

                      …I wish it were that easy for all women…

                      :/

                    • miss t-lee

                      I didn’t mean to make it sound flip, that wasn’t my intention.

                  • Didn’t hurt Taraji or Regina King.

                    • *shrug* different strokes for different folks

                    • Baemie St. Patrick

                      *whispers* they can act though

                      *church finger*

                    • Vincent A. Davis, Jr

                      TRUTH!

              • cakes_and_pies

                She didn’t want any, then side-chick baby came along and then she wanted her own.

              • MsSula

                She has been pretty public about her struggle with infertility.

                • Oh I didn’t know. That’s sad, I hope she succeeds.

          • Val

            You have totally ruined Gabby Union for me, AP. I watched Cadillac Records a few days ago and I was just staring at her (non-existent) top lip.

            • Andie

              Did you like it??? I forgot she played in that.

              • Val

                Not really. Too many historical inaccuracies for the sake of dramatic effect. Plus, Beyonce was in it.

                • Andie

                  LOL. I think that was the best acting I’ve ever seen her do tho. *The bar was super low*

                • Lea Thrace

                  ” Plus, Beyonce was in it.”

                  Oh the (completely truthful cause that woman CANNOT act) shade!

            • Lmaooooooooooooo her and Sanaa Lathan with those clubbed thumbs really distract me.

        • inYOface

          ok, this hurts my feelings in soooo many ways! Maybe she is an “individual” and has her own mind, and doesn’t care what the public wants … or she got to make sure her marriage is “steady” before popping out a baby with the man who put one wife out on the streets and the other side chick breastfeeding at her wedding … IJS – so much frustration!!! ugh!!!

          • Sigma_Since 93

            “the man who put one wife out on the streets”

            I thought old wifey had issues and she messed up her chance for sympathy by not following the courts rules. Let’s be honest with ourselves, if we break up, you’re not really concerned about where I lay my head…that may come later in time but it’s not immediate.

            • the former Mrs. Wade seemed a little off but Dwyane had a hand in making that monster too.

              • miss t-lee

                Yup.

              • Sigma_Since 93

                Maybe but you don’t dangle the kids like toys in any divorce. How you gonna have court monitored visitations and go out of town on the required date or not show up at all?

              • Siante

                Or maybe he had a hand in making her “look” like a monster in the media.

                • I don’t know about that but either way he’s Dr. Frankenstein in this story.

            • miss t-lee

              Nah. I’ve always thought he was the azzhole in that situation.

            • Andie

              Take off that sweater Mr. Rogers!!! hehe
              #I’mSorry

          • Angel Baby

            LOL

        • Wild Cougar

          *scrolls past discussion about famous person’s uterus. This topic comes up at work often and I don the headphones.

      • Gabby is like Israel after its neighbors attacked them the first time-never get caught slipping again.

        • Dcetstyle

          You know that is so awesome and so wrong.

      • Baemie St. Patrick

        no more break babies. Gabby finna be the new aged Jackie Christie.

        • Sigma_Since 93

          Hopefully without the crazy and the rededication services every year.

          • Baemie St. Patrick

            when I saw Jackie Christie years ago in random pics, she didn’t look that crazy. Hooooow did I overlook that?

            But in the age of social media, Gabby really doesn’t need to follow them everywhere. Everybody with a camera phone and in need of a new purse is telling it.

          • Question

            Can we talk about that though? EVERY couple I know that’s renewed their vows or had a re-dedication ceremony has split. Every. Single. One.

            (Including my folks)

        • miss t-lee

          Yup. Bout to be in that ninja’s back pocket at all times.

      • laddibugg

        LOL I was thinking the same thing……….why?

      • Yonnie

        She seems like the type that’s “one of the guys.” No?

      • Ashley V. Miller

        Maybe the other wives were too scared to ride?

    • Courtney Wheeler

      Remember when everyone was freaking out about seeing his peen on television during the finals…was I the only one who missed this?

      • Is it big?

        • Baemie St. Patrick

          not really impressive. He might be a grower.

          • I don’t believe in growers only because there isn’t a drastic change in length once erect.

      • miss t-lee

        I didn’t freak out…lol
        I appreciated.

      • IsitFridayyet?

        No I’m disappointed that this the first time I am hearing about this.

        • Kema

          Same here… I need more info

          • Courtney Wheeler

            Lebron was adjusting his shorts during a timeout and apparently you could see a glimpse of his beefcake. I personally saw nothing..and tried to look via Youtube.. Same thing happen to be while watching Gone Girl…I saw nothing, Maybe I’m “peen-blind”

            • Baemie St. Patrick

              you didn’t miss much. Tyga was impressive for a blasian doe :x

              • Andie

                Ha. Stereotypes.

            • mssporadic

              Ben’s peen was viewable in the theater but I think it was blurred out on HBO. Same with Neil Patrick Harris’s in GG.

              • Charlotte

                Oh no. Just watched it on HBO the other day. Full peen. Towards the end of the movie when he’s getting in the shower. It goes by real quick tho.

          • miss t-lee

            Here y’all go, since you missed it, and all.

            http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/hey-look-its-lebrons-dick-1710773115

            • Courtney Wheeler

              Ah…there it is….

              …eh….

              • miss t-lee

                LMAO

            • Kema

              Haha! Happy they did the slo-mo replay cause I still would have missed it. Thanks!

        • miss t-lee

          Should’ve watched the game mayne…lol

          • IsitFridayyet?

            Lol,I should’ve but the way my attention span is set up…

    • moderation

    • Kema

      Look at the arch of that back!

      • Freebird

        Ew. Get a room.

      • The 9-9…& the 2000

        right. looked like he was about to pop that thang

    • That girl MEL!

      Cuz I SHOLE was wondering who that young negro was with his cakes perched so high!!

      • Siante

        Cakes. Perched. High & young negro all in the same sentence. I love this lml!

    • Simone-Elise Charles

      Ummm. Yeah. Tooted and booted, in a literal sense.

    • Ranata Denise

      LMAO!! Booty implants?

    • Imoteda

      OMG!! Finally. I was just like why does Lebron look like Bassica posing for a selfie booty popping and everything. Then I was like wait… I don’t have that much botty.
      Then I went running through the 6 with my woes :(

    • Elaina

      I was sincerely going to try to do that Lea until you made that comment, then I just couldn’t do it no matter how hard I tried.

    • Rose

      We cant tho…#BootyPop

  • Tristan

    You sheeple are all distracted

    – Posted from mobile device that can play movies, take calls, browse web, play games, and control A/C

    • Angel Baby

      LOL right?!

  • 7. Where’s Savannah and Mrs. Paul?

    Why is my dislike of Chris Paul and the Clippers growing. I really want to like Paul but ehhh.

    • How can you hate CP?!?!?! When his house in NC is finished I’m gone slide through for the house warming.

      • Sigma_Since 93

        You sounding like that Somore joke about Denzel on the beach

      • Damon Young

        “When his house in NC is finished I’m gone slide through for the house warming”

        ***filed under “things stalkers say”***

      • I like the guy but this could be in my head but he seems to be a little too much sizzle and no steak on the court.

        • ???

          • He’s a big name but doesn’t really have the wins to match. Like Blake Griffin and a few others. He also hit a dude in the balls.

            • Ehhh, I don’t keep up with the NBA enough to know how his wins measure up to the other big names. He’s a good dude.

      • MsSula

        I mean CP is just… so adorable. Who can dislike him??

    • Baemie St. Patrick

      I asked him for an autograph or a picture once years ago. He was acting like he was the ish. He was still coming up on the Thunder then. He’s a peen.

    • miss t-lee

      I love how you’re consistent with you Savannah stannage…lol

      • Damon Young

        she’s stan worthy. women named after cities usually are

        • miss t-lee

          LOL

          She is super cute, I don’t think she gets enough shine.

          • You know EXACTLY why she don’t get enough shine.

            • miss t-lee

              I do?

              • She’s not light enough to get proper recognition. The majority of athlete, actor, etc. wives who get praise for being pretty are either white or a half a shade from white.

                • Cleojonz

                  She’s also pretty regular, She looks like somebody you might know so I guess that’s not enough to get her shine. To me she’s prettier than most of the rest of the basketball wives because she’s pretty even with little or no makeup. She doesn’t need an inch thick layer of foundation.

                  • Baemie St. Patrick

                    she strikes me as the type to not want to be in spotlight all the time. Far cry from Mrs. Bosh. I think she likes her privacy. I wanna see a picture of that baby girl though.

                    • Cleojonz

                      YES! Where is the baby girl?! You’re probably right. She’s secure enough in herself she doesn’t need to be out there all the time.

                  • Either way, you don’t hear about people fawning over black celebrity wives who are darker than Ayesha Curry.

                  • miss t-lee

                    See, we’re on the same page. Unlike most, she’s naturally pretty, and she seems content not to be in the spotlight.

                • miss t-lee

                  Eh.
                  You might be on to something, but we all know just because your litebrite it doesn’t automatically equal cute.
                  I also think she chooses to not be in the spotlight as much as some of the other wives/GFs.

                  • I agree, she doesn’t seem to be thirsty to be the topic of gossip blogs and major headlines. I enjoy that she stays in her lane and supports her man and kids.

                    • miss t-lee

                      I think she has a few businesses and enjoys being a Mom, shows up on a red carpet every now and again to stunt.
                      Not a bad situation, if you ask me.

          • Brass Tacks

            Savannah been fuego. Ninjas just sleep on her cuz shes not setting up thirst traps for people like myself to willingly fall into.

            • miss t-lee

              LOL

    • Tristan

      I gained respect for him after game 7 against thr spurs….then he lost it all the next series so its back to meh

  • laddibugg

    Drake always reminded me of him:

  • Tristan

    the Aubrey thirst has been interesting to see in real time…beards really are the PEDs for the facially challenged

    • But he ugly still. The beard doesn’t change ugly for him like it doesn’t change Harden from looking like a foot.

      • Siante

        It may not change his looks, but the beard does lend a helping hand

    • That girl MEL!

      And see, I kinda sorta hate beards. Especially when every negro was like “let me get me a beard”. Drake just overall has found his look. I think that’s what makes him more attractive. Maybe the beard is like . . . confidence.

    • brothaskeeper

      …changed my life….

  • Val

    The founder of Chick-fil-A could be the reigning Imperial Wizard of the KKK and Black folks would find a reason to ignore that and still keep eating there.

    • You jest but I’m that black person you’re speaking of. I feel personally attacked right now.

      • Val

        Lol But, I’m really not kidding. It’s true.

        • Ok but their chicken is delicious and so is the lemonade. Where else can I find such good food with such great service?! I’ve yet to go to any restaurant with friendlier staff on hand. NO WHERE.

          • Val

            Just keep proving my point, AP. Lol

            • I’m not arguing the point at all lol

          • Baemie St. Patrick

            and the fries are never cold.

            • Keisha

              I agree…fries are NEVER cold and my order is always right!

          • Keisha

            I’m with you…it’s like everyone who works there actually looks forward to going to work or something!

            • miss t-lee

              It always freaks me out how friendly they are. It’s mad cultish.

              • Val

                It is cultish. They have people camping out there to get free food. Weird stuff.

              • Keisha

                LOL…maybe they have they have their own special batch of lemonade they keep in the back. ;-)

                • miss t-lee

                  Maybe so!!!!

            • Epsilonicus

              I have never gotten bad service at a Chik Fil A

          • AlwaysCC

            if that’s true about cathey, i feel like it should be my own personal quest to make as many cfa personnel serve black people and act like they like it!

    • Baemie St. Patrick

      have you had that Polynesian sauce and that lemonade?! I will get that hood dry cleaned as long as he doesn’t change the recipe.

      • Val

        Haven’t eaten there in years.

    • Vanity in Peril

      He hates the gays, haven’t eaten there in two years. Food isn’t even good.

      • Val

        Yep and I’m pretty sure he’s no friend to Black folks in general either.

        • Brass Tacks

          But that Lemonade tho

          • Lea Thrace

            I dont go there anymore but man do I miss that lemonade.

            • brothaskeeper

              They got the frozen lemonade now. Got a brotha compromising his principles and shid….

              • Lea Thrace

                I tried that stuff when they sent me a coupon. I was so mad at how disgusting it was. I wanted my money back. It isnt frozen lemonade. It is frozen lemon flavored yogurt. EW!

                • brothaskeeper

                  Hmmm. I thought it was heaven in a cup. Do feel free to pass along my subsequent frozen lemonade coupons you receive from le Chiq Filletes.

      • KMN

        OMG I thought I was the only one that thought their food was meh…I had their nuggets…and immediately thought I was eating KFC…same spices and everything…but at least I had a Dr. Pepper because you cant go wrong with a Dr. Pepper

    • IsitFridayyet?

      They recently built a Chick-fil- A in my hometown (the first in the area) and I went to check it out The people in three tables around me were all talking about and singing praises of Scott Walker. It was like the twilight zone. I haven’t been back since.

      • Val

        There’s a whole lot of reasons not to eat at that place.

        • Siante

          What are the reasons?

          • Val

            Well, if the founder is anti-LGBT and a Republican, you can be sure that he’s donating money to Republican causes that most of would consider bad causes.

    • brothaskeeper

      I’d protest……..the left side of the menu (baby steps)….

  • ZindziZenani

    I make the best salmon croquettes I’ve ever had, so I make them as often as possible. I will not let a month pass without frying me up some.

    But I coulda been fryin more…if only I was discussing rape, misogyny, and victim-blaming. Glad to see the light.

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