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10 Possible Reasons Why Diddy May Have Hit Drake With a 3-Piece

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In the grand scheme of things, there’s not much funnier in life than Drake getting punched by Diddy in Miami during Art Basel. For one, while I can see Puffy slappin’ everybody out here back in the 90s, he just seems a bit over that at this point in life, which is part of what makes it so funny. And two, well, while Drake has been tagged the emo rapper, he’s also made it clear how “’bout that life” his clique is. If you’ll all turn your rap bibles to “Headlines” Verse 1, Lines 11-13:

You know good and well that you don’t want no problems like that

You gon’ make someone around me catch a body like that

No don’t do it, please don’t do it, cause one of us goes in then we all go through it.

Well, after the alleged maylay, Drake…left. Nobody caught a body. Nobody in his crew got into it. They did not all go through it. It just ended. Puff allegedy even went back to partying because he’s a motherfucking G like that. Obviously, nobody really ever suspected Drake (or his crew for that matter) of being hardbody, but its funny when you get the opportunity to play out your tough guy lyrics and then you just…leave. In simpler terms, Puff knew that he COULD slap Drake.

That…is high comedy. The first reports stated it was over some comments that Drake made about Cassie, but then reports said that it was all business – or as business as slapping somebody can be – where Puff even made some comment to the tune of , “you won’t direspect me” before laying them holy hands on the young boy. By the way, if you ever here a nigga yell “you won’t disrespect me”…

…run.

Something is going down. This is biblical.

Anyway, while all we know is that Diddy felt disrespected for some reason, we don’t really know what about. But I’m a speculationist. I speculate shit. So here are 10 possible reasons why Diddy may have slapped the shit out of Drake.

1. When “All About The Benjamins” came on, Drake kept repeatedly saying “…it’s all about the Borden’s baby…” during the chorus, sending Puffy into a blind rage at the level of disrespect to one of the greatest songs in the history of hip-hop music and also one of the few white men that all Black men universally trust in Benjamin Franklin. And we don’t let Canadians disrespect our art form or trusted white men. By the way, Robert Borden is the man on the Canadian $100 bill in case that context wasn’t clear.

2. Drake told Puff that the woman on the other end of the phone call on “Marvin’s Room” was Cassie and he stole the audio and idea from Ryan Leslie after Leslie lost his laptop in Germany in 2010. Since he didn’t need the money he gave the laptop to some dude who ended up being owed $1.2 million dollars since Drake ain’t need the money.

3. Drake said that Puffy’s mother needs a new hairdo.

4. Puff noticed that in every song where Biggie referenced him, Drake replaced “Puff” with “Drake” like Puff wasn’t standing right there partying with him. This annoyed him.

5. Puff overheard Drake say that he agrees with Nas that Bad Boy bit his Illmatic album cover idea for Biggie’s Ready To Die album cover and said that Nas really is the last real nigga alive. It’s official.

6. Drake was working on a song with Cassie but took her off and put Jhene Aiko on it instead citing, “they sound the same but nobody remembers who Cassie is so get the fuck over it.”

7. Drake was joking that Puffy may be a big deal, but Ray J would never show up at his house to play piano for him like he’d do for Floyd.

8. Drake was talking to a possible signee to Bad Boy and said, “I’m not saying, but I’m saying: 112. Mase. G-Dep. Black Rob. Dream. Loon. The Lox. I’m not saying, but I’m saying.” Obviously, Puff overheard this. I’m just saying.

9. Drake said that Sean John was the 5th worst clothing line of all time behind Unionbay, JNCO, and Bugle Boy, and whoever the fuck was making MC Hammer’s clothes.

10. Drake said that he should make Puff walk to Junior’s to get him some cheesecake after Puff spilled some Moet on his Red Wings.

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  • Vanity in Peril

    Been waiting 525,600 minutes for a post about this to go up. Slow clap. Fast clap. All claps. CAPS LOCK level excitement. Now, off to actually read it.

    • uniquebeauty79

      I’m checking for that LHHH reunion recap though, been stalking the hell out of VSB this morning!!!!(ok, now I gotta go read this too, lol)

  • Detroit Skater

    i have not read one word of this post. i just know when i saw it on the news this morning my first thought was I! CAN! NOT! WAIT! to see what panama has to say….thank you kind sir! :-)

    • panamajackson

      *tips hat*

  • Meridian
    • MzzPeaches

      I.can.not. lol

  • Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing? Hell Naw Bish, you KNOW this Polo! bahahahahaaaa Thanks for that laugh

  • miss t-lee

    I believe Puffy put them hands on ol boy. We all remember that Steve Stoute sitch back in the day.
    Plus, he got it in the genes from his Pappy.

    • panamajackson

      Oh, its a fact that he did. What we dont know yet is the why.

      • miss t-lee

        Gotcha. I think last I’d read it was still rumors…lol

    • In my head he hit Drake because Drake is Drake and too much Drake will ruin your night.*

      *By “too much Drake” I mean any Drake at all.

      • Lea Thrace

        You gon stop slandering Aubrey all over these e-streets sir!

        • I will libel that delicate ***t until I get tired of doing so.

          I want him and that bimbo, Chris Brown to star in a SyFy movie like Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did. Drake will play a guy who creates namby pamby Internet inspirational memes for a living and Chris will play a “bad boy” street dancer with a temper and coke problem. They both have the same ex but will be forced to work together when their town is attacked by werepandas. Drake, will naturally want to save the werepandas and Chris would want to kill them all. The girl who played Aaliyah will play their ex-girl. One of the climatic scenes could be a slap-fight between the two.

          • Lea Thrace

            I..
            I think…

            I think I would pay IMAX money to see this movie. Please Lord let someone make this film. Aubrey shade and all!

          • Meridian

            Hey hey woah now! SyFy movies are the GOAT. If you’ve never watched a CGI Megasaurus fight a Poseidon Rex over a ghost ship, with a D-list retired celebrity saving the day using makeshift arson, than you just don’t know the joys of life.

            • There movies have always sucked but I had to stop after I saw the knock-off of Battleship with Mario van Peebles and Carl Weathers.

              • Meridian

                I always watch a good SyFy on stormy days and what not. They’re horrible but I actually enjoy bad movies.

                @ Miss t-lee

                Just gonna shoot down my happiness I see. (._.)

                • miss t-lee

                  everyone has to have their happy. I will not take that from you. :)

                  SyFy movies play on an eternal loop in my version of hell, but everyone is different.

                • *looks up at Meridian ‘s happiness and fires.

                  http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1311350/peo-anti-aircraft-o.gif

                  • Meridian

                    X_X Eff yall, okay. SyFy makes great bad movies and that’s the bottom line. Fire all the shots you wanna but it’s the truth!

                    • uNk

                      See the thing about that though is that they didnt use to lol, I used to love their movies back in the day(only like 8 or 10 years ago lol)

                    • Meridian

                      I didn’t realize the station was that old

                    • miss t-lee

                      It’s so old, I remember when it was Sci-Fi, and then they decided to get all fancy, and change the spelling.

                    • Meridian

                      Sci-Fi movies >>> SyFy movies but I like the modernness of it.

                    • miss t-lee

                      Still meh.

                    • but…

                      what t-lee said. I was watching The Sci-Fi Channel around 95, 96. Their Friday line-up back then was really good, for nerdy folk who didn’t mind horror kitsch.

                    • Meridian

                      Wait. I didn’t know that was the same channel. I thought it was some new one but it’s like how BET morphed into Centric.

                    • sorta kinda not exactly.

                      BET, proper, is still BET.

                      Centric was formerly BET Jazz.

                      Sci-Fi = Sy-Fy, just with re-branding.

                    • Meridian

                      Gotcha.

            • miss t-lee

              “Hey hey woah now! SyFy movies are the GOAT”

              no.

      • miss t-lee

        Yup.

    • IcePrincess

      I remember that. Puff busted dude’s kneecaps on some mafia type ish. #Takethattakethattakethat lol

      • miss t-lee

        And didn’t he bounce a champagne bottle offa dude’s head, too?

        • IcePrincess

          Chile, he prolly did! Lol

  • MzzPeaches

    I just couldn’t connect with LHHH. I like my ratchet Southern fried, so LHHATL is what I’m waiting on.

    • uniquebeauty79

      I like the ATL version too but that reunion last night was something else, you should just watch like the first :15 of the reunion, I bet you end up watching the whole thing…that sunny side up ratchet cool sometimes too lol

      • MzzPeaches

        lol maybe i’ll binge watch during my holiday break

    • Meridian

      I only watched because of Ray-J and Omarion. I actually like their music and had it not been for that, I woulda passed on it like all the other seasons.

      • MzzPeaches

        I’ll admit, Omarion used to have me tapping my feet to “Touch” and “Icebox” & “O” used to go in, but I don’t find him interesting enough to watch on t.v. And I’ve been over Ray-J since he killed the Moesha franchise :-/

        • Meridian

          *passes my pop lock to you* Touch! *freezes in place but moves from the shockwave of you passing it to someone else* Touch!

          Omarion turned out to be the sensible one and I was not mad at that at all. Moesha has gotta be top 5 worst endings for a show ever in life. I’m still slightly here for Ray-J but I’m on the fence. He messes up well and makes me laugh so I slightly sorta am here for it.

          • MzzPeaches

            yaaas for that morning pop lock!

            and I’m with you on top 5 worst endings. I’ll also add Girlfriend to the list, cause dammit I wanted to see Joan’s crazy ass finally get married!

        • LeeLee

          I love “Icebox.” Kinda where I’m at right now……….

          • panamajackson

            Get out the fridge.

  • Baemie St. Patrick

    I need confirmation if this is real doe….

    • h.h.h.

      “Probably shouldn’t be drivin, it just got so much harder

      Can’t even see straight, I can’t even see straight” – Drake – “Underground Kings”

    • miss t-lee

      I saw it last night…I wondered if it was doctored.

      If so, somebody should’ve got ol’ boy a steak for his eye.

    • Andrea

      This is making me very sympathetic with Drake. I guess that’s how he gets them’

    • st george doesnt exist

      he probably bruise just from being touched much less punched

  • 1. Drake called his Diddy Bop the Shmoney Dance
    2. Drake said sunglasses indoors is so 1985
    3. Drake was gonna out PartyNextDoor as the real singer on “Angels”
    4. Puff really wanted to get on that About the Money remix and Drake wouldn’t write himhim a verse
    5. Puff asked Drake did he see the Aaliyah movie and he swung first
    6. Drake said New Amsterdam is better than Ciroc
    7. He slipped Cassie a note that says “you don’t want to be a 30 year old mistress”
    8. Drake asked could he use Puff’s AARP card
    9. Drake asked how Puff was King of New York and he got to host SNL before he did
    10. He said 2014 was the year of the lightskinned and Puff rode out. Salute

    • halima229

      LOL. This list is one of the greatest of all time

    • halima229

      lol@aarp

    • Melissa

      I get the giggles any time anyone anywhere brings up “Angels”. Maybe Drake decided to get cute, pull out his LV City Guide and ask him exactly which of the last trains to Paris he missed and how he got home in time to shoot the video on Staten Island. Or maybe he just asked what the f*ck is wrong with Aubrey O’Day.

      Please note, I fully believe Drake actually does own this:

    • cross

      #5 …???????????? hypervenitilating

    • uNk

      lol!! Im too weak at #6. New Amsterdam has to be THE worst

    • Elle

      No. 5 made me LOL.

    • Fred Sanchez Williford

      he tristan email me fred@creambmp.com been looking for funny writers. have a job for you if you’re interested. HIT ME UP.

  • panamajackson

    Well since there’s a part 2 to the reunion, you gon have to wait til tomorrow.

    • uniquebeauty79

      *sobbing uncontrollably* ok……

    • IcePrincess

      P! Omggggg did u hear bout the main actress from “hit the floor?” Her bf killed her & himself in a murder/suicide cuz she was cheating on him wit trey songz!! It’s all over TMZ! So tragic…..

      • panamajackson

        I did. Thought it wasn’t one of the main girls. When I saw that story I honestly couldnt even place her. I had to go look at the cast list. A big tragedy tho. So so sad.

        • IcePrincess

          oh, aite. Well either way. You’re the 1st person I thought about when I heard. Sh*t cray…..wtf is the world coming to?

          • panamajackson

            I’m both happy and sad that i’m the first person you thought of when hearing about “Hit The Floor”. But yeah its crazy. A life ended too soon b/c of some person’s insecurity.

            • IcePrincess

              Lmfao! you gotta own it, my dude.

              • panamajackson

                I do. lol. Believe me I do.

            • Camilleblu

              also…it is being reported that floyd mayweather saw the whole thing go down via facetime

              • panamajackson

                I saw that. Everything about this story is crazy.

                • Andrea

                  and then Floyd went to a Clippers game?

                  • panamajackson

                    Word? We all know Floyd ain’t sh*t. But that’s even hard to believe coming from him.

                    • Angel Baby

                      Right?! Let me put this here too:

                      When I heard dude called Floyd my first thought was wtf would he call his boy? Then when I read that 50 told Floyd that he doesn’t ever want to hear about him hurting himself and everyone was reaching out to Floyd… My mind went to places like the girl gave him a STD or AIDS or something terrible and Floyd and his boy were either bi or shared the girl and they all have something now. I just don’t see Floyd seeing someone getting killed on Facetime and going out later. But I can see him getting some crazy STD news and then his boy being upset and calling to tell him and got off the phone. I don’t know it’s just something weird about Floyd, 50, and their crew. That’s just how I thought it out.

          • Angel Baby

            When I heard dude called Floyd my first thought was wtf would he call his boy? Then when I read that 50 told Floyd that he doesn’t ever want to hear about him hurting himself and everyone was reaching out to Floyd… My mind went to places like the girl gave him a STD or AIDS or something terrible and Floyd and his boy were either bi or shared the girl and they all have something now. I just don’t see Floyd seeing someone getting killed on Facetime and going out later. But I can see him getting some crazy STD news and then his boy being upset and calling to tell him and got off the phone. I don’t know it’s just something weird about Floyd, 50, and their crew. That’s just how I thought it out.

      • BeautifullyHuman

        So it was Trey allegedly? Anyway, this is definitely sad. I harbor real ill feelings for n*ggas who kill women because they can’t get over themselves. I’ve personally experienced this and I know exactly what her friends and family are going through. This is tragic indeed.

    • Tx10inch

      PJ,

      U GOTTA post that LHHH spoof I sent you my dude…. Let the people see ratchedness at its finest. Lmbo.

    • Tx10inch

      PJ, U GOTTA show them tha LHHH spoof I sent you. Do it for the people.

  • Andrea

    Well……. I guess nobody can complain in the comments that VSB don’t say nothing about Black on Black crime.

    • Lea Thrace
    • I’m waiting on someone to say “How can y’all call yourselves “Very Smart” when you don’t address serious issues like scuffed J’s.

      • panamajackson

        My favorite shots at VSB always include “how can you call yourselves Very Smart…

        We hear that ALL the time.

        I wait for folks to come thru and say that.

        • I’ve seen a lot of those comments but I’m like “Why are you reading the site?”

        • Andrea

          How do you call yourself Very Smart….when you don’t upvote my comment?

          • Meridian

            How do you call yourself Very Smart…when you got this far not talking about what EYE think you should talk about?

            • Camilleblu

              *leans in*

              you round here consistently dropping nibblets and whatnot…so do tell what that conversation might be…

              *makes a gimlet and leans back*

              • Meridian

                LOL! I was mostly embellishing yesterday for the sake of amusement buuuuuuuut, hopefully Panama won’t hate me too much if I just come right on out and admit why I’m so curious.

                • Camilleblu

                  welp darling…it sounds like it may be kinda personal – bc i cant’ imagine why else you have so much innuendo around whatever it is…why don’t you email him? i feel pretty sure pj ain’t gon air his business out on this blog (‘scuse me for speaking for you pj)

                  • Meridian

                    Which is why I’m keeping my mouth shut. Teasing is one thing but I think that would be doing too much.

                  • panamajackson

                    Definitely not gon’ air my business out on a blog. But if folks have questions, I ain’t opposed to answering what I’m good with answering. lol

                • Andrea

                  Spill the teas *eats popcorn…I’m nosy*

                  • Meridian

                    *moral compass conflicting with my giddy need to gossip about romance* I dunno. Normally he’s pretty back and forth with me when I tease him but I feel like the silence is a “cut it out.” I’m waiting for him to say something permission givey before I turn this into a girls night out level chat.

                    • Camilleblu

                      I tease him but I feel like the silence is a “cut it out.”

                      lol…prolly very astute of you…

                    • panamajackson

                      You got questions. Perhaps I have the answers. I’m like Sway. Only the opposite.

                    • Meridian

                      Lettuce BOTH be glad those updates are so uncalled for.

            • Andrea

              I thought he is was with Moneice

              • Camilleblu

                lol

              • panamajackson

                You just won the game.

            • Vanity in Peril

              How they gon’ call themselves “Very Smart’ when they don’t wax poetic on the many thangs to view with the third eye? You overstand? Hotep, hotep, hotep, rabble rabble rabble

              • miss t-lee

                Do you overstand?!

              • panamajackson

                My black queen…nevermind.

        • “You not gon’ disrespect VSB like dat…” **slap**

        • Tuh, y’all Very Smart but y’all ain’t gonna cover NASA landing on a comet? Typical.

        • miss t-lee

          How you call yourselves Very Smart, but ya’ll ain’t swinging from Tariq Nasheed’s knutsack?

          • I didn’t know that dude had “people” until the other day.

            http://media1.giphy.com/media/kwev7fEyYAGek/200.gif

            • miss t-lee

              Yeah, I’ve seen his people act an absolute donkey on twitter, so…I was aware.
              Might as well let Stevie Wonder drive you around.

            • Val

              You know the guy that invented that thing ran off a cliff on one and was killed. It’s not funny but it kind of is. But I’m not laughing, really I’m not.

              • Rachmo

                You should see the smirk on my face. You ain’t right.

                • Camilleblu

                  val ain’t a lick of shyt for that one..lol

                  • Val

                    IKR. Lol

              • That’s really messed up in a Wile E. Coyote kind of a way.

                • Val

                  It really is.

                • Lisa Harris

                  Damn. And I thought I wasn’t going to laugh. That was wrong. I’m so wrong.

              • miss t-lee

                Yeah, I remember when he died. I was like. Yikes.

              • i’m trying so hard not to laugh. Help me lawd.

              • HauteCoco

                Schadenfreude carried me when I could not walk.

        • IcePrincess

          Folks don’t be understanding that street smarts are mos def a legit form of “smarts.”

        • st george doesnt exist

          when I insult you all, I just call you media takeout that day and come back for a better tomorrow lol

          • st george doesnt exist

            sh it you all have saved many of crappy work day. you all smart.. maybe at the mouth at times? too smart ones own good? but never dumb.

    • miss t-lee

      ????????????????

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